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Me as soon as the SA leaves
hit single Fuck Lime Crime And If Urban Outfitters Gets Fucked In The Process Then Thatâs Fine haul feat. my utterly terrible laptop camera n shaky hands
i cannot for the life of me get a shot w all 4 of the lush soaps in them, you can kind of see my figure of kisame from naruto in the 2nd pic so he kind of stole the show, and no totals bc im bad at mathÂ
HOW DID YOU LIFT THE SOAP IF IT WAS WRAPPED ALREADY!!!!!! ARE YOU GOD?????
^^ Thatâs what Iâm trying to figure out⌠If the soap was already wrapped by the SA, how could you get it back from the SA, conceal it, and then leave out of the store without leaving any type of suspicion from the SA that just wrapped it up for you? đ¤đ¤ HmmâŚ.
I donât know about your stores, but I know a few of the ones Iâve been to on the road have a few pieces prewrapped. The one closest to me does but the one an hour away doesnât.
Former Lush employee Hiiiii! So we always have some pre wrapped pieces on display so people can choose that or get a bit cut for themselves. Also a side note-- if you take Gorgeous, the tubs are USUALLY empty on display. Annnnnnd, we will see you. Someone is literally always watching so you have to be so careful. We can and do approach you and ask for our products back (at least at my location we did!) so you gotta be SO SO SO CAREFUL. If you're in a mall, leave ASAP after because we do report to the security every time.
I'm pretty sure Sephora's communicate with eachother
Because after I lifted yesterday from the one in JC Penny I went across town to one in a different mall and from the MOMENT I wanted in the SAs were ALLLLLLLLL over me. I still did it and literally was 5 seconds from being caught. But I wasnât acting weird and I looked so normal so????? Idk just a thought.
HAUL NUMBAHHH TWO.Â
So I went a lil wild, maybe its because I realize how incredibly freeing this is. I AMOST GOT CAUGHT AT SEPHORA, which was fucking terrifying. I hauled my ass out of there and left, it really scared me. I think I needed it though, I really needed to remember that this is seriousâI can get in deep shit. SO HERE WE GO.Â
ANTHROPOLOGIE Sunglasses (x2) - $116 Tocca Eau de Parfum âFlorenceâ -  $18 Tocca Hair Fragrance âFlorenceâ - $36 JC PENNY SEPHORA Make Up For Ever HD Pressed Powder - $36 Stila Magnificent Metals Foil Finish Eyeshadow - $32 Kat Von D Metal Crush in Thunderstruck - $21 SEPHORA Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Bow N Arrow - $20 Sephora Collection PRO Liquid Foundation Brush - $32 Urban Decay Naked 3 Palette - $54 MACYS Ban.do OMG More Cute Stickers! Booklet - $12 Patricia Nash Leather Lipstick Case - $29 Shashbox Camera Ready BB Cream Mini - $20 Pink Rose Super Soft Teeshirts(x2) - $48 DILLARDS Kate Spade Oops A Daisy iPhone 6 Plus Case - $45 Kate Spade Mini Notebook Set - $12 Coach âAprilâ Platform Sandal - $132 DISNEY STORE Mini Stitch Keychain - $13 KOHLS Lorac Pro Palette 3 - $44 Lorac Unzipped Shimmer & Matte - $42 The Balm Nude Dude Palette - $36 The Balm Cindy-Lou Manizer Highlighter - $24 The Balm Mary-Lou Manizer Highlighter - $24 Lauren Conrad Pink Shorts - $44 LC Shirts (x6) - $248 Jennifer Lopez Flowy Shirt - $54 Sonoma Tank - $26 PETSMART Ferret Banana Treats (for my lil bb Noodle) - $5Â
TOTAL PRETAX: $1,223!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL WITH TAX: APPROX. $1,258!!!!!!!!!!!
yaaaalllllll I BROKE 1KÂ
holy shit! whatâs your kohls tips??
fuuuuuck this is muthafucking awesome
@theftbaby ok I actually thought Kohls was my easiest/least scary. I smile at legit /everyone/ and act like I don't have a care in the world. I go to makeup first. I browse, take my time, throw everything I want in my cart. Then I go to the clothes. See something pretty? I toss it in. I fill the whole cart, and I make sure I hang my purse on the inside too. I get probably 15 things and then go into the dressing room, and detag everything I want. I put the tags in the bottom of the cart, put stuff I'm "buying" in too, and put the stuff I want in my purse. I hang it again. THIS IS HELLA KEY because now no one knows how full my purse was when I came in. I go to the back corner of the women's section bc no cameras, and I leave the cart, and keep browsing. Then I just casually leave, still smiling at everyone and acting like I'm the cutest soccer mom ever (even though I'm 21 whatever) and get the helllllll outta there! Then I park elsewhere and dump my purse out and hug my pretty new things
đ¸Some highlights of my hauls the past few days đ¸
* VS panties * Anime key chains * Marc by Marc Jacobs backpack * Facial sheet masks * Puma sneakers
HAUL NUMBAHHH TWO.Â
So I went a lil wild, maybe its because I realize how incredibly freeing this is. I AMOST GOT CAUGHT AT SEPHORA, which was fucking terrifying. I hauled my ass out of there and left, it really scared me. I think I needed it though, I really needed to remember that this is seriousâI can get in deep shit. SO HERE WE GO.Â
ANTHROPOLOGIE Sunglasses (x2) - $116 Tocca Eau de Parfum âFlorenceâ -  $18 Tocca Hair Fragrance âFlorenceâ - $36 JC PENNY SEPHORA Make Up For Ever HD Pressed Powder - $36 Stila Magnificent Metals Foil Finish Eyeshadow - $32 Kat Von D Metal Crush in Thunderstruck - $21 SEPHORA Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Bow N Arrow - $20 Sephora Collection PRO Liquid Foundation Brush - $32 Urban Decay Naked 3 Palette - $54 MACYS Ban.do OMG More Cute Stickers! Booklet - $12 Patricia Nash Leather Lipstick Case - $29 Shashbox Camera Ready BB Cream Mini - $20 Pink Rose Super Soft Teeshirts(x2) - $48 DILLARDS Kate Spade Oops A Daisy iPhone 6 Plus Case - $45 Kate Spade Mini Notebook Set - $12 Coach âAprilâ Platform Sandal - $132 DISNEY STORE Mini Stitch Keychain - $13 KOHLS Lorac Pro Palette 3 - $44 Lorac Unzipped Shimmer & Matte - $42 The Balm Nude Dude Palette - $36 The Balm Cindy-Lou Manizer Highlighter - $24 The Balm Mary-Lou Manizer Highlighter - $24 Lauren Conrad Pink Shorts - $44 LC Shirts (x6) - $248 Jennifer Lopez Flowy Shirt - $54 Sonoma Tank - $26 PETSMART Ferret Banana Treats (for my lil bb Noodle) - $5Â
TOTAL PRETAX: $1,223!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL WITH TAX: APPROX. $1,258!!!!!!!!!!!
yaaaalllllll I BROKE 1KÂ
Total: $1056
âyoure obsessed with yourselfâ and youre not??? sad. tragic.
i get butterflies when i think about makeup and skincare like no man has this effect on me no offence
*some dude looks at me* me: đ˘ do you have a problem
When people wanna talk shit about my lifestyle choices
sometimes I forget shoplifting is illegalÂ
IKR anymore Iâm just like âHmm I want thisâ drop it in my purseÂ
Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
Me: no.
some fun things to lift
food/clothes/bedding/toys to donate to homeless shelters
cat and dog food/toys/treats/litter for you local animal shelter
this doesnât have the notes it deserves
lifting these things makes me so happy bc i know its going somewhere to animals and people that need them