So it’s my life, or fame….I think I’ll take my life thanks.
That seems sensible enough to me.
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So it’s my life, or fame….I think I’ll take my life thanks.
That seems sensible enough to me.
Like with anything in this world or the other. Antagonize at your own will.
Seems like a good philosophy.
About as good as getting impaled by a ram could be, obviously.
Best to stay away from rams, wouldn’t you say?
I'd say best not to antagonise them at the very least.
The world we’re in might be different, but that does not mean people have changed. Not one bit.
No sense in remaining bitter. Not when I gathered enough CRZ for a decent meal.
You sound bitter.
The sound of broken bones in this game is too life-like for my taste.
At least, they weren’t mine.
It hurts about the same too. Heard about someone who got impaled by a ram, I don't even want to imagine how bad that was.
You make it puts its paws on the handles and it kicks the ground. It’s really cool and funny to watch. Well, it could go horribly wrong actually. I could die pretty quickly if I’m not careful.
Yeah, that was what I was implying.
But if it worked, you'd be the talk of the town. Pros and cons, it seems.
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Fashion in the world of Naxis is a vastly different than the real world. It mimics medieval aspects and mixes it with strong, powerful armor - each bit of armor helps a player out in terms of defense. The higher the level of a player, the more options there are out there; if you’re not quite as high of a level, you have a minimal option set. However, every bit counts, even those stupid capes.
Seeing as you’re not trying to talk me out of the idea, I feel as if I should try. I mean, I trained a dog how to dance and ride a scooter. How hard could this be?
..How does a dog ride a scooter? But, you know, maybe it's worth giving a go. I can't imagine anything at all going wrong.
Except Batman. He’s the embodiment of his own fear. I’d probably terrorize him with my army of bats.
But what if I start with bats then move my way up? Thus creating an army of beast minions I could use for attacks! That’d be amazing! I mean-I know it will never happen, but just think about it! I’d be one hell of a tamer.
A beast army? That's... actually not a bad idea. I'm surprised no-one's thought of taming animals already. Imagine getting up to taming dragons or raptors. You'd be pretty much unstoppable.
Who doesn’t want that title? Or if I could domesticate them and make them my own minions of battle. That’d be cool too.
Bat trainer. Hm. I can imagine it would have its perks. Though a bat army probably fails to send a whole lot of fear into the hearts of, well, anyone.
I think I will. I’ll go on a bat-hunting spree. When they respawn, I’ll just kill them again. Should be fun!
You can have the title 'Bat Slayer.'
Right? So running was my only option…at least until I can take them down in one hit. But I don’t think that’s going to be anytime soon.
Sounds like it. I suppose you can always go back and get some measure of payback for them once you're strong enough.
Uhhhmm….Bats….lots and lots of bats….
Ouch.
Well, that was one hell of a run….
Note to self, don’t piss off creatures right away, they hurt. A lot.
...What did you piss off?
Sorry …?
I wasn’t trying to be. I was just letting you know what I knew from experience. That way things’ll be easier and safer when you go through it.
How unrealistically helpful of you.
If you’re fighting them, you should be careful. They’re tons more dangerous. If you go through the caves of Swynden, you should have a lot of panacea handy. Just in case.
What are you, the walking Beginner's Guide to Naxis?
They’re very annoying. Easy to kill, but very annoying. I forgot how annoying they were. It’s been a few weeks since I came to Swynden.
True, but even trying to kill bats is better than chasing after ants.