The Sloptimate Wifeform

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[uhnonymoos]

"transfems can have sex life and maybe even talk about it and maybe even a lot to someone or somewhere" and "transfems existing isn't inherently sexual" is something that must coexist by DEFAULT if you see transfems as human as you see everyone else

[phobiaoforanges]

No one hate me when I say this…

But the new tomodachi life is kinda boring.

I think that there’s certainly some areas that this game does great. I love how the miis are fully customizable (looks, gender, sexuality, expression, personality, family relationships, etc.). It’s a huge bonus from the previous game and I love it! But I also miss the chaotic whimsy of the original.

Here’s what I want back:

- The music hall

- The relationship forecast

- Wacky Questions

- Judgement Bay

- The ability to raise your miis’ children

- All of the original level up items (and honestly the addition of a lot more level up items)

- The gift items

And there’s probably some stuff I forgot.

Once again, do I like the new one and I can’t seem to put it down? Absolutely, 100%. But it also seems extremely flat and it doesn’t have the same charm that the original does. I really do hope that there’s an update but knowing Nintendo, I doubt that they’ll give us one 💔💔

[llexie]

Tomodachi Life living the dream - is it worth 59,99 $?

Tomodachi Life 2 Living the dream is a much anticipated game. So, much bigger was the disappointment. But what exactly makes this game a disappointment?

1. the Baby-Montage

This is definitely the biggest disappointment. In the 3DS version babies grew over 5 days and you had the option to interact with them due minigames over every stage of them growing up.

Now in Living the dream, you dont have any of that anymore. You only get a LAZY 2 Minute Montage.

1- you can only Name the child

2- erase the Make-Up if you dont like it

3- watch the boring montage video

4- suddenly the baby is grown and you can choose to have it move to the island or send it to nowhere

5- + if the suddenly adult Mii moves on the island its literally 0 years old despite being a fckn grown up. Like make the mii 18 or 21 atleast.

and thats all. Its a lazy montage, and it keeps on repeating. You could save yourself the waste of time and just literally create a mii and add Parental relations.

AND!!!

If the Mii Child lives on your island, parents literally have NO UNIQUE interaction but instead talk with their kids as if they are random strangers or friends.

2. ISLAND CREATION

in this game, you can literally create every aspect of your island. and still, its not enough.

In the 3DS game, you had different levels. And although, you couldnt customize anything yourself, nobody still complained about it. Now you can create the island yourself. But you have limited items to decorate the space, no levels and no different house options. You can draw different Houses but they‘re BLURRY, and dont have an exterior facade, makin them completely flat and unfitting to normal buildings.

and some people aren‘t artistic to draw mii‘s or houses - and thats completely fine. but it doesn‘t change anything about the fact, that Nintendo leaves you to do the whole work. And for a 60 dollar game, its absolutely ridiculous that you have to do everything.

3. MINIGAMES and INTERACTION HOUSES

i mean… WE DONT HAVE A CONCERT HALL WTF

we only have a well with no particular interactions but sleep and chatting, a ferrywheel, a restaurant and small items like benches. But no

-Music Hall

-City Hall

-no Tower (+ Question „Who‘d rather..?“ Game)

-no beach mini game (this or that..?)

-no board with different rankings

-no Love/Friendship test

-no actual Amusement Park (Rollercoaster, Carussell)

And heres the thing: a sequel usually HAS to contain things that already existed in the prequel, because the game objectively would be worse already if certain aspects arent included anymore. and the game, pretty much is loveless.

4. HOBBY ITEMS

short point, but there arent enough different hobby items in my opinion. theres not enough variation and for a sequel, you‘d assume that logically, they‘d add more gifts. but no, They dont.

Also its just boring how this game offers not enough buildings. Im honestly surprised, they didnt cut out the ferry wheel.. but still, the island has no personality - no matter how differently you decorate and style it.

5. BEFRIENDING SEQUENCES

in tomodachi 3DS, of course befriending sequences were limited. The game already Contained different features and you wouldnt mind the repetitive befriending animations. but in Living the dream, its literally the most bland, boring and most annoying aspect. The sequences are pretty limited and i think for a 2026 Videogame, that costs 60 dollars and that definitely looked promising and promised alot for the gamers, its literally just a huge disappointment, how they cut out on different befriending sequences and interactions. It just really aint it and makes people skip the whole befriending or meeting sequence because its repetitive and offers nothing interesting.

6. THE WISHING SYSTEM

what seemed like an immensily great implantation, turned out to be another disappointment real quick. After unlocking every wishing well item, you literally start hording wishes almost automatically that can only be spend on Tour-Tickets. And let me tell you something, as a 3DS Tomodachi Player. Although it was pretty difficult to ever redeem Travel Tickets, it was yet always thrilling when you‘d finally get one. and these tickets would actually increase a relationship of mii‘s. Now, you throw around tickets like they dont mean much and guess what, they really dont. the tickets dont change anything for the better.

but heres what confuses me the most about the wishing well system.

Some categories are shown as „complete“ while others like the renovation- and island design centre and the island builder are just grey-ed out. As if something follows soon. But nothing does. As i said you can just spend it on travel tickets and nothing more. And these Tickets are annoying by now.

7. MARRIED MII‘s and MOVING TOGETHER

Like in the original game for the 3DS, in living the dream, mii‘s can marry and move together. But you dont have to be married anymore to move together. Friends can also now share a space together. this feature could be considered as cool but it isnt. It really isnt.

Married mii‘s share the same housing kind as friends who live together. Seperate rooms (wtf they‘re literally married?!) and the absolutely same setup. Also married mii‘s often suggest to move in with a friend which is super weird and absolutely not realistic.

Married mii‘s should have UNIQUE housings, and share ONE bedroom. They literally missed on the opportunity for a childrens bedroom by the way.

I dont get why its impossible for nintendo to do that, when you can literally tend to a mii‘s problem by grabbing it, and putting it in a random mii‘s house. Like, wtf?! Why make this possible, but not THAT.

Also as i mentioned before, sometimes married mii‘s suddenly suggest to move out or with somebody else. Which is super weird.

CONCLUSIO:

Although you could definitely say, that this game is fun, it yet is pretty repetitive and boring after one day of playing it.

The Interactions between mii‘s are always the same and cause people to skip conversations and befriending sequences because its boring and pretty much a waste of time. The whole Family setup is unnecessary, now that married mii‘s dont necessarily live together in a Unique House anymore. And Babies? Absolutely the biggest waste of time, since they aren‘t babies but just a repetitive montage that, after 2 minutes result in a grown child thats ready to move out.

At the end, you could really just say, that the game leaves you alone with every customization option. You‘re not limited in your creativity and yet, you completely ARE limited in your creativity. You can design the looks of the island and houses but you will still find yourself to be mildly annoyed, since there arent enough exterior items and not enough housing styles to make a truly unique island with charm and personality.

Nintendo lets you pay 60 dollars just for you to sit on your shit and because shitty pokemon games lowered our standards, we‘re completely fine with it. Im honestly surprised that we didnt have to code the game by ourselves. and in my opinion, it’s absolutely not worth 60 $.

You could buy resident evil for the switch, for less money and have more fun with the game on the long run. Its truly disappointing, and if no update follows to fix the much criticized things, i honestly don‘t see how this game will be a success on the long run. The 3DS version is already better than living the dream

[penumbraphantism]

[jacksnormal]

Yeah I'm enjoying this game alright, they even added a new mode!

[erevelocity]

I had an incredible idea but unfortunately I was too lazy to do 100 percent accuracy. I was originally going to do it 100 percent accuracy but i decided I was too lazy to draw the square text by hand for this ough. I will probably move it to a different spot so I can do a McDonald’s parody ad or something.

Maybe I’ll also eventually remake it in the future? Who knows. I’ve seen really some impressive stuff made in this game and I’m surprised I’ve not seen anyone do this yet.

[erevelocity]

The Frin. Made this cutie for a super awesome oomf of mine who loves Siffrin so I can try to get them together and make them get married. I meant to post this a few hours earlier but forgot to since I was so caught up in the game, but was still going to get around to posting it eventually, so here’s a late post. I also updated my mii of myself today finally as well.

I’ve not actually played ISAT yet hence why this is more for them and I had to get them to help me out with the personality, but I would love to get around to playing it eventually. I know a lot of oomfs who love it and I genuinely had a ton of fun making this Siffrin mii and I’m really happy with how they turned out, they look so adorable. I can tell that which each mii I make there’s some more improvement, though it’s still tricky with a mouse.

[erevelocity]

“There’s nothing else we can do with starfox since we are too creatively bankrupt to try anything else so here’s starfox 64 for the 5th or 6th time but now with ✨mouse controls and a mocap tech demo✨ for 70 dollars”

At least Peppy looks pretty good and is probably the most normal looking character here. Fox also looks okay I guess and general pepper looks alright. Honestly all the dogs seems to be translated well to this style. The ships and environments also look pretty damn good, but it’s just star fox 64 again and they shadow dropped this direct 10 minutes before it was supposed to go live.

Another 30 years of Star Fox 64!!

[erevelocity]

Very cursed screenshot of some of my miis interacting.

Also here’s this horrifying image of taintussy mimicking Miku binder Thomas Jefferson during the date practice run event cutscene

[erevelocity]

Tomodachi Life is really fun and I would love to emulate the original someday since I never played it, however I think it’s made for smaller play sessions cause LTD feels more repetitive than I expected. Some of my other criticisms are that everyone feels like they are far too nice or at the very least like they all get along with eachother way too easily, and I wish the different personalities had more of a focus. It feels like it’s got some of the same flaws from Animal Crossing New Horizons, but I prefer this far, far more than New Horizons. I genuinely think the best part of this game is the mii painter and I’m glad that I’ve been improving at it. Though to be fair, I feel like the game was made for smaller play sessions.

Also I’m really upset that there’s not a polyamory option, PLEASE add one in an update (even though I’m not sure how to update my game through my emulator)

[erevelocity]

I think @matpat will enjoy this 👀

I hate that I’m actually kind of proud of this, I put way too much time and effort into this simply because I thought that having him on my island would be funny.

At the very least it means I’m improving at painting on here as well as overall mii making. I still got some more mii ideas I want to do soon. Hopefully I can get around to making more mascot horror slop miis so they can all be best buds

[erevelocity]

Currently going down my list of miis that I have in mind and when posting about the miku binder Thomas Jefferson Mii I completely forgot to post my mii of Strongbad from Homestar Runner, sorry buddy. So here he is reading a children’s picture book. I’m hoping to get him some sunglasses.

He was pretty simple to make but I still made sure to take some time and put effort into him, so he ended up taking a lot longer to paint than i expected, especially since again; I’m using a mouse.

Also him speaking normally since I can’t do his voice 1-1 (I.e. his speech mannerisms) is still so jarring to me, it always catches me off guard 😭

[erevelocity]

Saw a few different people doing this online so I know it’s not an original idea at all in tomodachi life, but I felt inspired to do so anyway because it was still funny either way and I’ve been honestly improving at my mii making which is really good at least, especially considering I’m using a mouse which is an absolute nightmare.

I have ocs and stuff to work on but I keep procrastinating because i keep watching YouTube videos and playing tomodachi life and because im never proud of the actual stuff i make since character design is so hard lmao. This game is very fun, though of course I don’t think it’s perfect and I do have a lot of criticisms for it but it’s still very fun. I think the mii creator is the best part of it honestly.

[erevelocity]

Fighting with my intrusive thoughts lately feels like fight scene from the invincible comics

[erevelocity]

Everyone on my island in tomodachi life LTD keeps talking about sucking dick

[erevelocity]

Not sure if it’s a problem with the emulator but my game saved just fine hours ago and my chikawa mii that I remade already spent hours on was there when I loaded in, but my Chikawa mii is gone AGAIN after having to make it 3 fucking times and Leon and I are no longer married and my construction I started on the new roads on my island is fucking gone.

I don’t think I’m going to play this game anymore if the emulator is not going to save my progress because this is becoming really demotivating and really fucking annoying and there’s not many alternatives out there other than buying a 800 dollar switch 2

[erevelocity]

I’m extremely happy with how Leon Kennedy turned out.

[erevelocity]

ALSO my mii got with together Leon Kennedy the other day and A.M. from IHNMAIMS joined the island after I spent too many hours working on him. AS I WAS WRITING THIS, THEY WENT ON A DATE HGFGFF

[erevelocity]

Leon Kennedy and I are now married and living a condo with our roommate (who is a rose toy) after dating for two whole days and are going to have fucked up looking babies. This truly is living the dream.