Little Goodwin Things

A collection of witticisms, both deliberate and not, from the Goodwin siblings, Hannah and Charlie.

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OH MY GOD THIS SONG. This song is awful and I love it... You can't see, but I'm dancing. It's exciting.

Hannah, on "Absolute Territory"

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"This is so great! It's, like, their legacy. Oh wait."

- Hannah whilst reading a fanfiction entitled The Legacy

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"I'm just Hannah! Trying to make my way in this Hannahworld! That's selfish! The world has other people!"

- Hannah whilst still unbalanced from nearly falling over

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These thigh highs go up to your crotch. They're crotch highs.

- Hannah on the tiring pursuit of perfect cosplay apparel

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Hold your urine.

Hannah, instructing a friend to be patient

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I may or may not... be drawing poop... as an anime character...

Hannah, revealing to someone in the stream what she was working on at the time, after having a conversation with her dad wherein he compared it in appearance to soft-serve ice cream

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#KAT HELP #WHO DO PEOPLE LET ME DRAW AT MIGHT

Hannah, on her confusion at being permitted to art after dark

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My brother would be more like the Mabel, and I would be Dipple. Dipple. Dipple! Dipple! DIPPLE! DIPPLE! DIPPLE! I said fuckin' Dipple. It's like nipple but Dipple.

Hannah, on the concept of cosplaying as the main characters in Gravity Falls, Dipper and Mabel, with Charlie

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Oh my god, guys. If you're ever going to cut a lemon in half, and eat it, cover it in sugar. It's awesome.

Hannah, on her successful attempt to consume a lemon after several failed attempts which involved licking it and making unpleasant noises

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"SHE ATE IT. Wait. It's a rebel base. She can't eat it."

-Hannah's commentary while watching Star Wars: A New Hope.

This is a classic. But still great.

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i just invited peoope i invited peoepel peoeple

Hannah, on her gracious invitations to friends of hers to the most prestigious social event of the season

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IM DOERWINGGING IN JOHNKAT FEELS *DROWWNWING *DRWWNING

Hannah, on her emotions and inability to type the word "drowning" (I think)

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The person in this picture has no bosoms. Oh wait. The person in this picture is me. I have bosoms.

Hannah, on her artself's flat-chestedness

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BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS EVERYBODY!

Hannah and Charlie, improvising creative new lyrics to the tune of the song Shots by LMFAO ft. Lil Jon

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HOUSE YOU ARE SO DRUNK.

Hannah, on the intoxication of her domicile, in response to its eccentric fire alarms

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Bananas don't fart! Even I know that.

Hannah, in response to Charlie's desire to have a banana fart

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I have enough spit on my tablet to last a laughtime.

Hannah, inventing her own method of measuring time (Submitted by Kat)