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This video is a freaking masterpiece and I need all of you to suffer the feelings with me.

insp (x)

I did alter this picture, I took one of the actual scene and simply moved Danny closer. Photoshop thankfully makes it look seemless, LOLLL.

I also just made an inspirational type poster with the orig image. LOL.

icouldbereadingnow

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

youve-got-wings

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

snabiesnbabies

DO NOT PERFORM SURGERY ON YOUR PET!!!

You are not a surgeon! Don’t perform surgery on your pet! Don’t amputate a necrotic limb because you let the stuck shed build up. Don’t perform INVASIVE SURGERY to pop eggs out of an egg bound female. Don’t just slather some antibiotic on an open wound!

Don’t have access to a reptile vet? Get access to one! Call your local vet. Hit up Facebook groups. Ask google! Don’t fancy yourself a vet just because you won’t put in the extra effort to find one!

End PSA.

boopsthesnoots-deactivated20170

… it’s very upsetting that there even needs to be a PSA for something like this. But well said!!!

dankruto

Not everyone can afford vets, what to do then? And don’t say “if you can’t afford a visit to the vet, you shouldn’t own any pets” bc that’s basically saying “if you’re poor, you don’t get to enjoy having pets like my privileged ass”

snabiesnbabies

But see here’s the thing. Having pets is a privelege. It is not a right. Ergo, if you can’t afford basic care and the occasional emergency, you shouldn’t have a pet. People don’t buy cars when they can’t afford them, so why should a pet be any different? Yeah, some vets allow payment plans, and that’s all fine and dandy, but if you’re faced with a severe injury (eg. broken limb, necrosis, infection of any kind, etc.) and you can’t afford to treat it, you either need to euthanize that animal (because it’s the HUMANE thing to do. Self diagnosing and treatment is wrong and inhumane and can be ANIMAL CRUELTY when you do it wrong) or get it to someone who can afford it. Don’t love having a pet more than you love the actual animal. Do what’s best for the animal, not what is best for your wants. That’s what you do when you really love and care about your animal.

boscthebeardedwonder-deactivate

Don’t love having a pet more than you love the actual animal. Seriously, this. You’re talking about a living animal. If you can’t afford to take care of it you should not have it. It’s not about bashing someone for being poor, it’s about truly caring about the health and well being of the animal. If you truly want what’s best for the animal then you should wait until you can afford to care for it properly.

rainbowsnakes

Performing surgery on an animal if you are not suitably qualified is also illegal…

i-m-snek

As said above, animals are LIVING CREATURES. Do not make them suffer just because you don’t have vet money and you want a pet. If you are poor and really really want an animal, try and save up money for future vet visits. Can’t save the money? Probably should be thinking about taking care of yourself before taking care of a pet.

sizvideos

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

thesethingstheyareahappening-de

This makes me so happy because men don’t have enough of these types of awareness campaigns for testicular cancer.

mothgoggles-deactivated20210706

There’s also one for breast cancer!

charlesoberonn

Deadpool is also the perfect superhero to teach people about cancer.

noiz

This is my bible. Bye.

sephielya-deactivated20161001

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

fangfotographie

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.

anathemarmotqueen

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kbnet

絶対必要な単語。ｗ

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな！ sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

bunnyclown1975

thank u

mishasminions

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ON #TEAMCAP

[#TEAMIRONMAN POST]

idaholm

nonipsa-blog

#its ridiculous how much i love this pairing IT SET THE BAR FOR ALL OTHER PAIRINGS EVER I THINK

strictlybecca

#THIS FUCKING SCENE #DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SCENE #he’s a loser kitchen boy who wanted to be a part of the glittering royal world #and he risked his life to save the princess who had never acknowledged his existance #and he even stood up to ARMED GUARDS TO KEEP HER SAFE#and then he turns into a bitter man #and he ends up falling in love with this girl he barely knows and he doesn’t want to #AND SHE TURNS OUT TO BE HIS LOST PRINCESS #AND SHE CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER LIFE /BUT SHE CAN REMEMBER HIM/ #literally curled up and crying about it #i hate this movie so much