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one of the saddest things is when someone in your family tells you you would've loved someone who died before you were born. like my mother has told me & my best friend that we would have loved talking to her father. that me & my brothers have the same humor as our late uncle & even look like him. everyone is everywhere & nowhere & here & gone & dying & coming back. it's as though you know them through their shadow or their ghost or your own actions, but you won't ever really know. haunts me, i guess

pointnclick

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

wizardpotions

you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

pointnclick

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

fvcknoway

loopwhole

unreadable

lilttlekingtrashmouth

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

madnessofmen

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

letmebegaytodd

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

pukicho

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

harry-s-gayvodka

So

many

pictures

whyyy

april

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

skylorde

this is just wild

dalmascandwarf

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

pornusual

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

cartwheelandfaceplant

In certain areas of Asia (I’ve seen photos from multiple countries) they think fucking means super or a lot or big and they have signs that say things like

“Fucking Mattress Sale”