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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins
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@littlemsterious
Hey what if
Muppet Project Hail Mary
i dont want to be at my JOB!!!!! i want to go home and watch STAR TREK is that too much to ask???
i lied. i got home and turned on the muppet movie (1979). i’ll turn on star trek after this
i went to bed after muppets cause i felt sick. and then slept all day Sunday. get admitted to the hospital, and sleep through monday and tuesday. it is now Wednesday. and i still. have not. watched. star. trek. might be awake enough too now
Please do not take this seriously lol. Also not a comprehensive list of *my* POTS symptoms, let alone all the ones someone can have
Very random quiz I made if any of you really want to lol
they should invent a me that doesnt hurt all the time
guess who’s at the hospital ! !
oh I’m going to real hospital. was in the er before, but they said i need to be admitted. uh, yay?
they should invent a me that doesnt hurt all the time
guess who’s at the hospital ! !
they should invent a me that doesnt hurt all the time
i dont want to be at my JOB!!!!! i want to go home and watch STAR TREK is that too much to ask???
i lied. i got home and turned on the muppet movie (1979). i’ll turn on star trek after this
i dont want to be at my JOB!!!!! i want to go home and watch STAR TREK is that too much to ask???
Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"
One of the most important critical texts of this century imo
image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description
the vast majority of media: while a temporary comfort, this imagined reality that shows you depictions of things you enjoy and love is ultimately not good for you. it’s like a drug and will leave you worse once it’s gone
star trek s1 e15: the temporary illusion of love and comfort sounds like a fun way to spend a weekend. it’s like using drugs recreationally. there will be no repercussions for this
(mr spock: everyone but me is insane)
my favorite genre of star trek photo: character(s) on an accidental pride flag background that really resonates with them
my collection grows
if anyone has any more please send em
The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
“who would win in a fight, jon archive or cecil nightvale?”
jon’s power is asking questions and cecil’s power is gossiping. they cancel each other out.
i thought you said jon arbuckle
they’re bonding over their weird cats
(i realised after i drew this that i should have drawn them holding their cats, i might do that tomorrow)
@kayessence
sorry I’m gonna @ you anyway because this is the second time someone’s said this lmao
you people can't do anything without romance
you people are so fucking boring
I feel this way about a lot of USM fan content sometimes because people act like the show not having any romance between main characters is something to be rectified instead of something great about it.
you get it
It is really important to me that all of you learn about Al Bean, astronaut on Apollo 12 and the fourth man to walk on the moon, who after 20 years in the US Navy and 18 years with NASA during which he spent 69 days in space and more than 10 hours doing EVAs on the moon , retired to become a painter.
He is my favorite astronaut for any number of reasons, but he’s also one of my favorite visual artists.
Like, look at this stuff????
It’s all so expressive and textured and colorful! He literally painted his own experience on the moon! And that's just really fucking cool to me!
Just look at this! This is one of my absolute favorite emotions of all time. Is Anyone Out There? is like the ultimate reaction image. Any time I have an existential crisis, this is how I picture myself.
And then there's this one:
The Fantasy
For all of the six Apollo missions to land on the moon, there was no spare time. Every second of their time on the surface was budgeted to perfection: sleeping, eating, putting on the suits, entering and exiting the LEM, rock collection, setting up longterm experiments to transmit data back to Earth, everything. These timetables usually got screwed over by something, but for the most part the astronauts stuck to them.
The crew of Apollo 12 (Pete Conrad, Al Bean, and Dick Gordon) had other plans. Conrad and Bean had snuck a small camera with a timer into the LEM to take a couple pictures together on the moon throughout the mission. They had hidden the key for the timer in one of the rock collection bags, with the idea being to grab the key soon after landing, take some fun photos here and there, and then sneak the camera back to Earth to develop them. They had practiced where they would hide the key and how to get it out from under the collected rocks back on Earth dozens of times.
But when they got to the moon, the key was nowhere to be found. Al Bean spent precious time digging through the collection bags before he called it off. The camera had been pushing their luck anyways, he couldn't afford to spend anymore time not on the mission objectives. Conrad and Bean continued the mission as per the NASA plan while Dick Gordon orbited overhead.
Fast forward to the very end of the mission. Bean and Conrad are doing last checks of the LEM before they enter for the last time and depart from the moon. As Bean is stowing one of the collection bags, the camera key falls out. The unofficially planned photo time has come and gone, and he tosses the key over his shoulder to rest forever on the surface of the moon.
This painting, The Fantasy, is that moment. There have never been three people on the moon at the same time, there was never an unofficial photo shoot on the moon, this picture could never have happened.
"The most experienced astronaut was designated commander, in charge of all aspects of the mission, including flying the lunar module. Prudent thinking suggested that the next-most-experienced crew member be assigned to take care of the command module, since it was our only way back home. Pete had flown two Gemini flights, the second with Dick as his crewmate. This left the least experienced - me - to accompany the commander on the lunar surface.
"I was the rookie. I had not flown at all; yet I got the prize assignment. But not once during the three years of training which preceded our mission did Dick say that it wasn't fair and that he wished he could walk on the moon, too. I do not have his unwavering discipline or strength of character.
"We often fantasized about Dick's joining us on the moon but we never found a way. In my paintings, though, I can have it my way. Now, at last, our best friend has come the last sixty miles." - Al Bean, about The Fantasy.
The Alan Bean Gallery
To be honest, this one
Almost made me cry right now.
I love it. Something about it feels so incredibly human. The emotion on display, even without a face to show it. This is magnificent. Truly magnificent. I feel it in my soul.
Hey Janice. do you maybe not want to put your chin on your bosses shoulder?
ok literally one minute later and Spock is sitting on the arm of Kirk’s chair.
Hey Janice. do you maybe not want to put your chin on your bosses shoulder?