Little Old Book Blog

Hello, welcome to my blog. This is an archive of all my fandom obsessions. Follow for random, sporadic postings of books, shows, movies, etc.

[shayennelovesbooks]

Dain: the word you are searching for is squad leader

Violet: the word I am searching for I can't say because Andarna is present

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.

[aurora31127]

The galactic council watched on to see how humanity would handle the task, much as they had with several species before. What the test was supposed to show was whether or not a species of violent nature could ever be brought to work together. They finally picked something up, another ship already headed to Mars? Was it possible humans were that clever to have found the key, maybe it was more specialists and equipment to analyze the locked crate to ensure it was safe to open. A few minutes after landing, they got another broadcast from the red planet.

“This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I’ve got something quite special, this locked alien chest. First of all I have to thank everyone who recommended me for the job, I’m honored that you all thought of me. Now let’s get to work”

The council representatives were confused as they started analyzing the translation, before even getting through the name he spoke something haunting

“Normally I don’t say things like this but this lock is quite unique, however with no security pins it will still be quite quick.”

“There we go, a click on 3… “

All the species of the galactic council sat dumbfounded, they spent many galactic cycles refining and perfecting their study and in all their time not a singular race had tried this method. Click after click, even in such an intricate lock the human had only spent around five minutes tampering with it.

“There we go, now while I can’t open this as part of my video I can say that I at least have a clue what the key should look like in case it ever gets locked again. I admire the design choices and the fact that at least it was harder to get open than anything Master Lock has made”

[liberaljane]

Ban Bigotry, not Books.

digital illustration of a pile of books that read, ‘ban bigotry not books’ There’s a cat sitting on top.

[wells-hannah]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT ( 2004 ) dir. garry marshall

[housewifebuck]

“it’s not canon” TO YOU. they’re fucking nasty in my google docs right now

[gwyns]

"rhys abused feyre under the mountain!!!" "cassian is mean to nesta!!!" "lucien makes elain uncomfortable!!!" y'all clearly wouldn't survive two minutes reading a dark romance lmfao

[therozanov]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE [2023]

[kazs-inej]

rwrb + text dynamics

[yazthebookish]

Sometimes I think about how SJM could bamboozle us with a plot twist we did not see coming, and honestly? that makes me even more excited for the upcoming books!

While I love theorizing I also want to be surprised by what she has in store because that's the fun I get out of her books 🤓

[sincenewyorks]

everyone stfu david is here

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: something something something, we win.

Everyone's being entirely normal about one scrunkly meow meow dad and his very gender sidekick 🤘

We've tried to be as spoiler-free as possible here, but if you haven't seen Nimona, go watch it and then come back for the pretty art, we promise you will have no regrets.

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@ekatvi:

@komy-0o:

@jambettina:

@enthyrea:

@ieilaf:

@giselez::

@gabieborchio:

@nerdreamer:

@d0lipr4n3:

@fionacreates:

@tio-trile

@weaskie:

@almondcroissantsandink:

@starsartbar:

@itsaneve:

@emieclat:

There is. So. Much. Art. Here's the rest.

[gingerhaze]

AHHHH THIS IS ALL SO GOOD

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

percy, laying dramatically on the floor: pain! agony, even!

annabeth: what happened??

jason: i accidentally ate the last blue cookie

percy: PAIN! AGONY, EVEN!

[magsalecs]

the people who didn't read the book watching this scene in the trailer: 🤨

the people who read the book watching this scene in the trailer: 😏

[honey-bri-books]

Alex throws his head back and laughs handsomely, loud and false. "Go fuck yourself."

"Hardly enough time," Henry says.

CH. 2 ~ Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

[goodiecornbread]

Three quotes that I require to be in the Red, White and Royal Blue movie:

1. "History, huh? Bet we could make some."

2. "I love him on purpose."

3. "Cornbread knows my sins, Henry."

[space--potat0]

Alex's face after Henry ignores him in the line at the wedding

Alex is so shocked at the

Audacity of this bitch

[lover-of-mine]

#Zahra was having a really bad pr day