Local Lurker With A Side Of Creative Trash

A smooth brain possum, truly a trash goblin, likes to write whenever the mood strikes. Please excuse all typos, it’s not that English is my second language, I’m just stupid

[graysheartart]

Asgore my beloved..

[kipperdip]

#0004 - Charmander: The Lizard Pokemon

He’s gonna be a big boy one day

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon says if you aren't sure, they can help you find out real fast!

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon asks if their pajamas make them look BIG and SCARY?

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

like this OP?

[tarotntn]

The Gateway

[beardedmrbean]

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[verdant-lightning]

monochrome (shiny version)

[for-those-who-wait]

He's cooked, don't get attached

[pokemonarchive]

March 9, 2024 Illustrator: Saya Tsuruta

[dietranch]

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still