did you know your face is strange lately?

pj | s/he | 24 | sapphic

[kousano]

whatever the opposite of character development is. that’s what i’m doing

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[kousano]

Being older than 17 has been a gift

[kousano]

It’s actually super awesome to get back into fanfiction at the ripe ass age of 24 because it’s for a small wlw fandom and people know my ao3 username. Feels nice

[t00thpasteface]

I will Win and Be Okay. Yes. Yay.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[kousano]

Being 24 now is crazy

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[irradiatedsnakes]

you cant just say that man

[gh0st1ybunny]

shout out to the astronauts on artemis 2 all doing this at the same time for some reason

[shantimochi]

It’s that time of year 💚

[kousano]

Why can’t they like… just go back and visit again next summer

[kousano]

Well

[kousano]

Personally if I was 15 beefing with a 12 year old I’d kill myself