Aloof And A Goof

I daydream 80% of the time and the other 20 is me thinking about daydreaming

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

[anxietyproblem]

[kazumasayskn]

Welcome back.

[skippitydippity]

happy halloween and happy birthday to the best jerma video

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[theunstablejester]

Mmm…

[dare-g]

[valiantlyscreechingtragedy]

All of them are ‘had the opportunity been there just now I would have killed you be thankful it has passed’ but Seinfeld is just like ‘I’m waiting for the day bitch’

[onewinged-sephiroth]

TURNIP HEAD

[stevenb1987]

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

[shensation]

ITS BACK

[crackingskullz-deactivated20191]

and frog

[costumersupportdept]

every few months I show this to someone new.

[costumersupportdept]

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

[costumersupportdept]

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

[amywyn13]

Barely surviving 2020, Girl’s Costume Warehouse.

[falling4fandoms]

Still surviving 2021, Girl’s Costume Warehouse.

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[harvestspriteirl]

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time. 

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all. 

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them. 

[professional-moron]

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

[justcatposts]

Kitty earned the respect of the Mooo Gang. 

(Source)

[shinobi-bacon]

Does anyone remember when animal crossing fans were making rituals to get a new AC game on the switch?

Well, I'm bringing that back! We have a direct today and I would love some news!

[shinobi-bacon]

THANKS SATAN!

[tamamita]

Nintendo better announce a new Kirby game, we’re due for one

[tamamita]

[heartgrooooove]

vivi moment

[90stvqueen]

this is exactly what customer service is like

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post