can't have shit in the entity's realm

jess | she/they | 29 | 🩷💜💙 18+ pls :)

[melomancy]

heard a song in my dream last night with the lyrics ‘she got that junji ito pussy, a hole that was made for me’

[kosmogrl]

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Oh no... a sweet shy anxious man who ends up being an absolute freak... my weakness...

[vincentpriceofficial]

Chris pine needs to get into some real pervert cinema. He has the screen energy of a guy who bleeds and sweats and drools and fucks but he’s always turning up in these plastic sexless normie movies that can’t make good use of him. What’s up with that

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[bananonbinary]

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

[c3rvida3]

happens

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[3000s]

i think i had this image printed at cvs

[3000s]

i did

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[shuga-hill]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

awoo

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw