Hibachi Magic Wand

Zev // 27 // nonbinary dyke Xe/Xir Currently hyperfixating on the Cosmere ❗️I don’t tag most things except common triggers but if there’s anything specific you want me to tag, just lmk! ❗️ Previously queerqunari

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[ladyofthebookcase]

genuinely a strong contender for one of the funniest blog descriptions ive ever seen

[titsay]

a little tired, that's all

[exitwound]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights

[exitwound]

literally the blueprint for cottagecore hoes everywhere

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[scarletjohansson]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[sanrio-stud]

?

[sanrio-stud]

???

[sacred-portal]

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

[segamascott]

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[emtropi]

the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:

[hjartasalt]

[excitementshewrote]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things