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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
Shang Qinghua (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Propaganda:
[Quark]
"you know why."
[Shang Qinghua]
"he deserves it for his crimes against women. shitty porn writer get mpreg."
PLEASE VOTE QINGHUA PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
VOTE FOR HIM, HE DESERVES IT FOR THE CRIMES HE'S COMITTED!!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Wei Wuxian (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
PROPAGANDA:
[Wei Wuxian]
"He and his husband have giant breeding kinks and would LOVE for wwx to get pregnant. Reasons he should be pregnant:
He’s a great dad already. This would just fulfill his dreams.
Wwx can be the whiniest baby about being pregnant and he’s so right for it. Let this man be spoiled.
I need him to have the world’s cutest bump. He would take great bump pics.
I’ve read a bajillion fics where he’s pregnant and they only convince me more."
"Character of all time. Twink of all time. Was taking care of a child when his future husband showed up and he proceeded to tell him that he "birthed him myself" completely unsolicited. Probably implanted such an idea in his future husband's head at that very moment. Also has dreams of living domestic life with husband and "a little one." Has a pseudo-adopted son but was unfortunately dead for most of his childhood before coming back to life. Would definitely want another with the love of his love. He wants it. I want it. His husband wants it. Everybody wants it. Everybody NEEDS it. I can point you to hundreds of Pregnant Wei Wuxian fics on AO3 to prove this point. Get! Him! Pregnant! "
"wwx HIMSELF wants to be pregnant lol, he constantly jokes about having given birth to his adopted son and jokes about making him call him “mama.""
"Man wants to get pregnant so badly already cmon. He jokes about giving birth to his adoptive son and has a breeding kink with his hubby. Also has Big Mommy Energy and is sooo good with kids. Let this man get pregnant PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ--"
"how do i even put it. he canonically speedruns the "uhh idk i'm Probably straight?" to insane bottom pipeline. he jokes about having birthed another character (who is like essentially his and his love interest's adopted child too). he fucking LOVES kids this is shown in a teaching context but also just in general?? he and his husband are like sickeningly fucking sweet and lowkey should just get another kid. hes also an inventor who specifically messes around a lot with the "magic system" (i truly don't know how to summarise what cultivation is and how it works in mdzs succinctly) so i fully truly genuinely believe in his ability to somehow figure out a way to get pregnant despite not possessing a womb or anything of similar make. insane individual, proven good father, also he and his husband probably have a breeding kink already it's like a full package."
"He wants it sooo bad."
"He canonically jokes about giving birth and has sort of an adopted son whom he loves dearly but didn't get to raise him during his formative years so I think he deserves to have a proper parental experience with a biological child. On top of being a great father he's also a shamelessly horny bottom with a great body and an ass ready to be filled."
"It's not so much that I need him pregnant, it's more that he has canonically told everyone he bore his adopted son with his own body and his husband would really like the extra claim on him."
"Wei Wuxian's biological parents died when he was a very young child, leaving him to be an orphan on the streets. He was taken in by his parents' old friend and raised with his family, but they all died, too, including his beloved adoptive sister and her husband, except for his adoptive brother, who now hates him. They sort of reconcile after many years, but they still don't really talk. He then became close with the Wen siblings and their elderly relatives, but they also died. Then Wei Wuxian himself died. A young child, A-Yuan, who Wei Wuxian took care of a lot, is the only survivor of the entire Wen family, and is adopted by Wei Wuxian's love interest (later husband), but Wei Wuxian is dead for most of his childhood. Wei Wuxian dreams of having a "little one" with his husband. A-Yuan somewhat fulfills this role, but is almost grown-up, so. Wei Wuxian has lost every family he's ever had. Please let him have this one. Please let him be pregnant."
[Dean]
"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."
"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."
If yall don't vote for my other blorbo, Wei Wuxian....
theyre dumb
Wait I’m not in either fandom but I voted megatron because I thought it was funnier and I had literally never heard of svsss before but after reading the “aggressive and breedable” stuff I wanna change my vote this bitch sounds crazy what do you mean he put a guy in a pickle jar??????
There’s so many svsss characters in this tournament which leads me to believe they can at least match his freak, Shen Qingqiu must at least if everyone is so set on them facing off next round
I think I might have to read these books, and I have a feeling this is gonna be a wild way to get into danmei, so congrats svsss fans, even if they don’t make it, you have at least converted me
Lmao you should definitely read the books, I've heard they're pretty funny.
Little do you know, anon, pretty much all SVSSS ships (canon and fanon) are freak4freak...
VOTE BINGHE ‼️ (and bingge too)
You had me at 'he's so hissy' 😂
Vote for my son!!!! And his husband!!!! I gotta see them face off in the next round!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
Shen Qingqiu is the face of comphet himself. He's literally married to a man and still struggles to admit he's even a little bit gay. The idea that he'd then have to admit that a man got him pregnant is PEAK comedy, and also deserved IMO. Not only in the "these two would be over the moon" way, but in a "karma for being so silly and goofy" way. Trust me, he NEEDS this. He deserves it, too!
GUYS PLEASE VOTE FOR SHEN QINGQIU! THE COMPHET KING WONT ADMIT HES GAY UNTIL HES KNOCKED TF UP. WE GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
He took it up the ass to save the world, he DESERVES a baby. Almost every male character wants him pregnant. A portion of the female characters wouldn't mind either. His wife beam is canon. His mommy beam is unstoppable. Please please vote for Shen Qingqiu/Yuan
The only man I know whose ass was SO good it literally saved the world. If nothing else, that at least deserves a reward- pregnancy!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
He took it up the ass to save the world, he DESERVES a baby. Almost every male character wants him pregnant. A portion of the female characters wouldn't mind either. His wife beam is canon. His mommy beam is unstoppable. Please please vote for Shen Qingqiu/Yuan
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
Ford already won sexyman of the year!!! HE DOESN'T NEED THIS ONE TOO! Let Shen Qingqiu have his flowers, goddamn it! VOTE FOR SHEN QINGQIU!!!
STAN WON SEXYMAN OF THE YEAR YOU ILL INFORMED LUMP OF CLAY!
Have u considered I was lied to, u ill-tempered crusty sponge? Also, if you look in the comments, someone already said this.
Addendum: all has been clarified. Peace has been restored. Well-wishes to you, and may the best man be impregnated.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
Shen Qingqiu is the face of comphet himself. He's literally married to a man and still struggles to admit he's even a little bit gay. The idea that he'd then have to admit that a man got him pregnant is PEAK comedy, and also deserved IMO. Not only in the "these two would be over the moon" way, but in a "karma for being so silly and goofy" way. Trust me, he NEEDS this. He deserves it, too!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
Ford already won sexyman of the year!!! THEY DON'T NEED THIS ONE TOO! Let Shen Qingqiu have his flowers, goddamn it! VOTE FOR SHEN QINGQIU!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 20
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Shang Qinghua (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
Hua Cheng (Heaven Official's Blessing)
PROPAGANDA:
[Shang Qinghua]
"he deserves it for his crimes against women. shitty porn writer get mpreg."
[Hua Cheng]
"Oh he'd be very pleased to have Gege's baby. Very smug about it."
At last, my loyalties have reached a crossroads.
Do I vote out of spite, or affection?
On one hand is Shang Qinghua, who deserves the pain of labor for his literary crimes against women (and because he'd be very cute being all round and tired).
On the other is Hua Cheng, who deserves the mpreg beam because he's Xie Lian-brained enough to enjoy it, and I'm Hua Cheng-brained enough to want to oblige him and his every whim (and because he'd be so smug while being so pregnant, and smug Hua Cheng is my favorite Hua Cheng).
I must ruminate on this for a little longer...
Ngl I'm surprised that no one considered suggested Tianlang-Jun. We say Binghe's breedable, but his DAD? I actually think TLJ being the one to carry Binghe would've fixed all of SVSSS. Also that his wife's strap game is god-tier.
God ur so right. I would volunteer to get Binghe's dad pregnant, tbh.
I'm begging on my knees 🧎 for you to make a Binghe vs Shizun mpreg poll even if they don't win this round, because I NEED to see the drama that will follow and I want the svsss girlies [gender neutral] to go crazy over who needs to be pregnant more. It would be sooo very funny I promise you. Even the characters themselves would combust if faced with such a situation. Just imagining their inner turmoil makes me crawl a new window into my wall
I've actually been considering this. I'd much prefer the poll to happen organically, but I may just do it anyway as a little bonus later on if that doesn't end up happening.
Please, I beg 😭 that's most of the reason why I want binghe to win the mpreg poll against Megatron tbh
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Luo Binghe]
"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."
"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).
Reasons lbh should be pregnant
I want him to
Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.
Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….
In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."
"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."
"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."
"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."
STOP VOTING FOR THE STUPID ROBOT, GET LUO BINGHE PREGNANT NOW !!!! HE DESERVES IT, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE WANTS IT SO BAD!!!!
Guys please, this man is married to a guy who is afflicted with 100000 years of comphet, he's been SUFFERING in this marriage, he NEEDS to be pregnant now!!!! He deserves it!!!
Me: I love Luo Binghe so much. He's my baby. My son. My blorbo. The platonic love of my life. My top 2 of favorite SVSSS characters. He can do no wrong. My good son.
Also me: here's a top 10 list of anime characters that could fucking BODY him-
The idea of characters from other stories winding up in SVSSS has been stuck in my head for a while but I'm not gonna write abt it lmao so here's what's been rattling around in the ole noggin:
Toph:
Toph would be a genuine menace
Specifically on poor Liu Qingge, who hasn't the slightest clue how he wound up with yet another student
Earthbending should not be possible here. Earthbending is NOT possible here.
Toph invents earthbending here.
In fact, she only gets stronger. Because the cultivation aspects of the world means she's got even more qi and knows more about how to use it beyond earthbending.
She can now use qi itself to "see" (sensing others' qi, using it to sense movement, etc.) Not just earthbending
Lqg wants nothing to do with any more disciples. Especially not ones as annoying as yang yixuan
He gets a gremlin even more annoying than yang yixuan
He lies awake at night, regretting saving her life that one time on a hunt and kickstarting her path of being a Problem
Specifically, he saves her life one night while she's out trying to remaster earthbending, inspiring her to become a cultivator
She runs away from her noble family and their arranged marriage and stifling life that they've planned out for her and heads straight to Cang Qiong's Bai Zhan peak the first chance she gets
Refuses to take no for an answer, thus growing to become lqg's #1 menace
He both blesses and curses the day she was born
Lqg would sooner die than admit she's basically his other baby sister/daughter figure
Back at it again to drop some more ATLA ideas:
Azula:
Is a (heavenly???) demon probably lmao
Which makes the zuko secret demon heritage allegations even worse
Yknow, because they're clearly related SOMEHOW and both have fire... even if hers is hotter
Wastes absolutely NO time when she winds up here
Instantly enacts world domination plans
If she's not a demon, people definitely think she is one anyway
Possible tianglan-jun bastard child allegations that neither of them care to clear up
