What Is A Blog?

These badges r a lil but cringe. Are they trying to be Reddit? Honestly I still think it’s funny tumblr calls these blogs

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[luobingmeis]

i will say this until i’m blue in the face but i love the reoccurring motifs in taz balance like. shut the fuck up what do you mean crystal kingdom happened bc a son loved his mom. what do you mean the eleventh hour happened bc a dad loved his daughter. because a mom wanted to be with her babies again. what do you mean that so much of everything was built upon the voidfish wanting to be with its child.

[failedelectrocution]

bawling

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Begin ID: A screenshot of a tag by @/fabiansociety that reads "#taz itself was created because three sons loved their father" / End ID ]

[thebelchers]

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[12neonlit-stage]

challenge: keep all options at 25%

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Voting ended onOct 24, 2024

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[beardedmrbean]

[boingo]

[yesornopolls]

are any of your relatives criminals to your knowledge?

Are any of your relatives criminals to your knowledge?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 28, 2024

[thedeepsharks]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[agentumbls]

Who do you think keeps them counterfactual

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you want a pretty gastrolith

[mushroom-winners-proof]

love how their first instincts to things is to just go for the mouth

[doberbutts]

I'm so used to Gandalf's big naturals edits that now I watch lotr and I am shocked when I do not see his big naturals proudly displayed onscreen smh

[doberbutts]

Tell me more Tumblr User GandalfsBigNaturals

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[numbersareimaginary]

Fitting

[apfsds]

[roseworth]

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

[tinsnip]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[godshideouscreation]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

[gemwolfz]

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"