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ask me to check out your blog!

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thank you so much for this

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Quigley: The Original Book Ferret

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We go forward.

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This is too deep to comprehend.

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Stop it

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

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:(((((

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so yesterday I changed my email notification on my phone to mario saying “here we gooOOO!!!!” which is like yknow super fun and exciting but anyway I was at work and I left my phone in my bag because I have no pockets on my outfit. I work a campus job where it’s like half office space but also half open lobby overlooking the university library. I leave my bag to go run an errand. meanwhile, evidently, I just got BOMBARDED with emails. I come back to the office and my boss is going fuckin nuts. he’s asking, “WHERE IS MARIO??? WHERE IS HE?” and then, just when it finally gets quiet…

“HERE WE GOOOO”

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book ferret blep

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LILO & STITCH (2002)

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My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.