A way to sum how I have been doing lately is that on the daily I will vibe singing shit by Bo Burnham and struggling with my will to do anything 👍🏻
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
NASA

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occasionally subtle

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Show & Tell
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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cherry valley forever

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@livelovepain
A way to sum how I have been doing lately is that on the daily I will vibe singing shit by Bo Burnham and struggling with my will to do anything 👍🏻
i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate
this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .
I would like to go to the seaside and just sit quietly
Idk if I’m having an epiphany or a psychotic break which is to say it’s Sunday.
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper
“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”
“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”
“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”
EFFORT IS SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE
short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead
my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude
I dont have tumblr sorry
2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be