Lives Less Lauded

A necrology for friends, foes, and folly from Anor Londo to Corneria and Hyrule and Zebes. I played, We met, and something died. (encounters by @needsmorerobots)

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February 15, 22:01 - Shadowrun: Hong Kong

Nightjar, we got off on the wrong foot but things seemed *okay* until the sniper took your face right the fuck off. Hard landing indeed. 

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January 18, 17:23 - Bloodborne

I know they aren’t souls because this aint Souls but they *are* mine and I need them back for real. Paarl, go back to sleep so we can both be done with this noise.

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January 18, 17:21 - Bloodborne

Unpleasant electricity monster, it’s been a while and I’m not the hottest hunter right now. I shouldn’t be here but I need my souls back. 

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November 19, 06:42 - Bloodborne

Nightmare Frontier invader. You started laying into Alex and almost bopped him but he's nimble so he bounced and I murced you.

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April 28, 23:03 - Bloodborne

Father Gascoigne. At first things were fine and we sidled around like dickheads. Then you changed and everything went to shit.

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April 27, 22:40 - Bloodborne

Cleric beast. I had to constantly bosh blood into my thigh like a mad thing while you taught me about crits and how fire is my friend.

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April 24, 23:01 - GTA V

Taxi driver. You rose to the GPS challenge and took us off course. I threw up Westside for selfies and bailed before your cab burnt you to a crisp.

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April 22, 02:33 - Dragon’s Crown

Wraith. I arrived without warpaint, you scythed without mercy and death came swiftly. 

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April 18, 17:35 - Dark Souls 2 SotFS

Last Giant. Nothing nice about felling an UNARMED giant. heh? ah...

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April 16, 13:10 - Dark Souls 2 SotFS

Bonfire balcony hollow. You taught me how to parry the first time I came through here, this time things are different, but you’re still as helpful as ever.

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March 11, 04:11 - Skyrim

Knjakr, sewer chef. Your squad were weird and trying to eat me wasn't okay. I stuck you with arrows and practiced stealth on your prisoners.  

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February 16, 02:12 - Dark Souls 2

It's been a while, Flexile Sentry. Inviting that pair of ninja bastards to the fight wasn't cool. Next time I'll bring sunbros. 

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January 24, 08:33 - Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

Gobul, you big mess of spikes and swipes. Fighting you was a swimmy nightmare but carving you up made it all worth while.

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November 2, 22:45 - Destiny

Templar. Your chimey oracles were a frustration, but I copped the relic and wound up having a captain america blast.

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October 31, 06:35 - Mass Effect 2

Vido Santiago. Shooing Zaeed point-blank in the dome was a twat move so we tootled over to Zorya and immolated you.

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October 14, 23:07 - Mass Effect 2

Krogan gangleader. You were terse when we met and your friends look like Baraka. Stepping to Garrus pissed us off so you got bopped, son.

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September 28, 04:21 - World of Warcraft

Alliance hunter of ?? level. I was faffing around in the foothills when you shot my face right off. It was probably better for you than me.