live slow, die whenever

Goth in suburbia

[liveslothdiesloth]

Me and da bae

[liveslothdiesloth]

Today's board for the lookout I love my job

[liveslothdiesloth]

I'm the ginger Johnny Bravo #pompadour #iwokeuplikethis

[liveslothdiesloth]

Crazy taps the red hook is a Seahawks foosball figure that swings #thelookout #tapheads #caphill (at The Lookout)

[liveslothdiesloth]

Imma lose so many followers bc of that last post let's see

[liveslothdiesloth]

I wish tumblr would stop "suggesting" weed/pot/etc blogs....I haven't smoked regularly in years and stoner culture honestly annoys the fuck out of me, I don't care if yr a participant bc I was for so long but my limit is bucket hats n shit. STOP. Please. Thank you.

[jedgica]

Corndong

[liveslothdiesloth]

Ha

[liveslothdiesloth]

Another anonymous gift from one of our neighbors. So far we have gotten two six packs, a pipe, a nug, and now an almost two foot tall bong. What a neighborhood!

[liveslothdiesloth]

Babe town

[liveslothdiesloth]

Front bottoms!!!!!!!!!

[liveslothdiesloth]

Front bottoms!!! Pt 1

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[liveslothdiesloth]

Bumbershoot w the babe!

[liveslothdiesloth]

We cute I guess with our French fries

[muppetmarsh]

[lindsayrapp]

[nprfreshair]

Netherlands-based artists Super A and Collin van der Sluijs have collaborated to create a dazzling, 137-foot-tall mural of a bird with iridescent blue feathers and a chest composed of glittering gems and vines.

via My Modern Met