❛❛ Seriously, that was your best idea? ❜❜
❛❛ I didn’t know what I was expected. ❜❜
❛❛ How humanity survived so long is a mystery to me. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m surrounded by idiots. ❜❜
❛❛ How are you going to explain this shit away? ❜❜
❛❛ What is wrong with you- No, what is right with you? ❜❜
❛❛ And you just had to leave the body on my carpet? ❜❜
❛❛ I keep screaming but no one hears me. ❜❜
❛❛ Each time your mouth opens all that comes out is the sound of Mr. Bean. ❜❜
❛❛ It takes time and patience to be a good person, neither of which I have enough off. ❜❜
❛❛ I tried to tell you not to, but like, not too loud. ❜❜
❛❛ I just woke up and I’m already going back to bed. ❜❜
❛❛ You haven’t choked on your tongue, that on itself is surprising. ❜❜
❛❛ There’s nothing I hate more than everything. ❜❜
❛❛ Maybe I was the idiot for aligning myself with you guys. ❜❜
❛❛ Is that blood? I swear to god if the feds show up again- ❜❜
❛❛ What the fuck do you want me to do? ❜❜
❛❛ You fucked your way into this, and you’re gonna have to unfuck yourself. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re being nice, so where is the body and get the shovel. ❜❜
❛❛ I was a good kid, how did I end up with you fuckers. ❜❜
❛❛ Yeah, I knew that was going to end up badly. I just needed to watch it happen. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not even going to comment. ❜❜
❛❛ Oh, for fuck’s sake. ❜❜
❛❛ What did you do now? ❜❜
❛❛ That breaks several international laws, state laws, country laws, and nautical laws. ❜❜
❛❛ As long as you drop everything and focus on me, I should be fine. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t like this, so I’m going to bed. ❜❜
❛❛ People in the dark ages had this figured out, but no. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m going nowhere near any kids, polio is too hip and cool among parents for my tastes. ❜❜
❛❛ What are you doing? Why are you touching me? No. Help. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t like what your thinking and I don’t even know what it is. ❜❜
❛❛ That’s enough emotions for today, goodnight. ❜❜
❛❛ I have depression and I’m depressed, Karen. ❜❜
❛❛ I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. ❜❜
❛❛ I’ll find out what you’re hiding, and when I do, I’ll be really pissed. ❜❜
❛❛ Did you just now figure it out? ❜❜
❛❛ Their evil plan wasn’t even that complicated yet it completely went through you? ❜❜
❛❛ Are you even listening to me? ❜❜
❛❛ What are you waiting for, a formal invitation? ❜❜
❛❛ We’re not friends, I just need you alive. ❜❜
❛❛ Do you even know what a book is? A b-o-o-k. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you dumb, or did you just drink a bottle of horse tranquilizer? ❜❜
❛❛ Common sense is the sixth sense you’re all missing. ❜❜
❛❛ Look at me, look into the face of a broken person. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t hate you as much as I do others, that’s it. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t know why you woke me up, I was busy playing girl. ❜❜
❛❛ Please remove me as your emergency contact, my phone won’t stop ringing. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re not dead so it clearly worked. ❜❜
❛❛ Why would I do that- This better be good coffee. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m going to regret this, but I would miss you if you died. ❜❜
theartofmadeline
prguitarman
areudirty
izzy806
gummygunk
