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[living-dead-thing]

I'm leaving Tumblr

But i have a twitter, though I'm not as active there.

Its zombie_jade

See ya guys!

[moldyjunk]

im anti vaxx cus i want kids to die, we need another plague

[timeloopfemme]

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

[timeloopfemme]

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

[dead-discourse-account-lmao]

reblog to make a terf big mad

[dis--gay--bled]

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

[nyctosaurid]

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

[nyctosaurid]

(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)

[owowatsdiss]

[girlimsotired]

[rengarseraphine]

[seraphicdarliing]

[k-eke]

Egg life 

[fuck-customers]

I’m gay and I have a husband, but I guess I’m not obvious bc if I mention him everyone seems shocked. ANYWAY apparently one of the 17 year old bagger is a little homophobe & his mom complained that her son shouldn’t be FORCED TO WORK WITH A HOMO. My manager rocks and was like ‘sure... that will cut his hours to like 4 per week, but if your sure”. He quit out of outrage that my hours weren’t being cut. Also, I have never exchanged words with this child, I work in the meat department??? Lmao

[fuck-customers]

There's plenty of asks about how creepy it is when men touch you at work but I wanna know why middle aged ladies think it's okay grab strangers just because we're both women?? Like I had a lady say thank you by putting her arm around me and squeezing my waist?? Or when they say "I love your hair!" and reach over the counter and touch it. Ugh. I don't know you, we're not friends, just because we're both straight women doesn't mean you can touch me.

[fuck-customers]

We had a customer come in looking for some DBZ figures. We had them in stock but they were in boxes still because we had just got the shipment. He had me show him each one from every box. He ended up buying 7 but I was putting them on the shelf behind my register before he checked out. I accidentally missed one when I was checking him out. Luckily he pointed it out and had a sense of humor about having to check out twice. I was so scared he’d flip out. I’m still grateful he didn’t

[fuck-customers]

The dumbest scammer

Train station anon here.

Around 3:30 PM, half an hour after the start of my shift, a man tried to return something. The ASM didn’t trust it, that same man’s picture had been sent around, claiming he’d tried to scam several stores, so she went into the back and checked the camera footage. And, lo and behold, he’d nabbed that item off the shelf. She went back to confront him, but by then, he’d already left.

Now, fast-forward to 8:30 PM, an hour and a half before we close. A man comes up to me and asks to return something, saying something along the lines of “I do have time now!” I call over the ASM, she comes up to the register… then sorta freezes, taps me on the shoulder and says “That’s the same guy from this afternoon”.

Now, I had a line to deal with, so I didn’t hear the entire conversation. However, I did hear her say “I can’t return this, because you stole it. You’ve done this before in other stores too.”

Apparently he got angry, saying it was an outrageous accusation, and that he wasn’t gonna let her accuse him of being a thief. The ASM then grabbed the phone to call security, after which he tucked tail, grabbed his shit and left. We did get the item back tho, so hooray!

I’m still baffled at how stupid people can be. Why would you come back to the same store, on the same day, to pull a trick you know they would have found out about by now? We’re a national chain of stores, why not take it to a different fucking store??

[fuck-customers]

Submitted a post about an assistant manager at Wal-Fart who was terrible at her job and making people quit left and right. Updates:

- She made a new person transfer to a new store in the state. 

- She is transferring herself because she says the store is broken. (when she contributed to how it broke)

- She’s transferring to the store that the lady who left ours to avoid said A.M. transferred too. 

- She recently overheard several employees talking bad about her(but only about how badly she sucks at her job, because she’s not a totally terrible person or at least doesn’t seem like it, just really effing sucks at her job) and was not happy. They had no idea she was literally on the other side of the door. But she’s leaving and can’t do shit.

- Today one of the customer service gals was updating someone who she is friends with about the A.M.. Me as a casual bystander getting ready to lock up the door I was put at overhearing something about “she’s the reason our store is broken and she made so-and-so transfer” and I go “you mean A.M.?” and she laughs and goes “See I don’t even need to say her name!" 

The good news is we’re losing the bad Assistant Manager. The bad news is, it wasn’t soon enough to keep employees that quit because of her.

[fuck-customers]

5 years ago, I worked at this popular burger/hot dog place in my town and this customer that had to be at least 50 (while I was obviously 16) comes up and reaches over the counter and grabs me by the neck of the shirt and stuffs a condom in my bra as I was trying to take his order. He dropped his number in the tip jar and tells me to call him when I get off of work. I was HORRIFIED. The dude ended up getting chased down by 2 other dudes that were in their mid 20s and got the shit beat out of him

[fuck-customers]

I’m a Host at Fal-Wart. My job is to put printed out stickers on items for returns/exchanges, greet & say goodbye to customers, and check receipts for unbagged items. Doesn’t matter what they are or how much it costs. Doesn’t matter that you feel like a criminal after paying $300 (boo fucking hoo) but you’re still getting stopped. I am a new Host. I got a raise. I view this as a promotion. You’re damn right I’m checking your receipt bitch. If you have a problem with that I want you to take a stroll down “Know Your Role Boulevard”, hang a right at “Jabroni Drive”, and then check your candy ass directly into the I Don’t Give A Shit Hotel.

So a lady is leaving, has several unbagged items. I ask to see her receipt for them, and she decides to go “this is $20, it’s on clearance like” and proceeds to mumble things I can’t hear because I checked out and know the answer is “no”. And then she just walks away. Just tell me “no”, stfu and keep walking. For real. Telling me it was on clearance doesn’t mean I DON’T HAVE TO CHECK YOUR RECEIPT. That’s not a contributing factor here! Telling me how much your shit is won’t impress me that you only clearance shop. So does my dad, you’re not that special.

[enoughtohold]

Why Instacart and Doordash workers don't always receive the tips you give them

“For a consumer to somehow glean that this tip is in fact just subsidizing what the company would have paid on the back end is a completely deceptive practice,” said one consumer advocate.

Tips paid to workers at on-demand delivery services including Instacart and Doordash are being used to substitute a portion of workers’ wages rather than directly boosting their income, according to online forums dedicated to gig economy workers, and reports to worker rights groups.

[…]

Hundreds of workers have been posting screenshots and reports of their earnings through the on-demand apps to Reddit and other online forums, which appear to show the company using customer tips to subsidize workers’ base pay. Some workers report that the new payment structure has reduced their earnings by 30 to 40 percent.

yikes at this wage theft. if you use these apps, tip your delivery person in cash!

you can also contact the companies and tell them what you think of their shady practices, and sign Instacart workers’ petition.

[fuck-customers]

So we are a retail pharmacy. We are not a clothing store. But we do sell stuff like scarves, socks, hats, gloves. And this customer takes the scarf out of its hanger cause she wanted to see how big it was etc. then has the nerve to ask me (in a very snotty and entitled tone) to fold it back to how it originally looked. Sorry, no i am NOT doing that. We don’t fold the clothes here. They are already packaged and shipped to us like that. Nobody told your dumbass to remove it from the packaging.

[fuck-customers]

Customer doesn’t use divider bars. I ask Customer A “is this your things too?” She says yes. I scan them. She pays. I help Customer B. He pays. Customer A comes back. Tells me I’ve charged her for groceries she didn’t buy that belonged to Customer B. She apparently gave said groceries to Customer B who’s now gone. Enjoy your free stuff I guess? .__.

[itscolossal]

Glass Sculptures by Dylan Martinez Perfectly Imitate Water-Filled Plastic Bags

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