swatflies

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[paxterhobber-deactivated2023100]

[houseboundcentipede]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

[houseboundcentipede]

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

[notyourplayground]

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[thecollectibles]

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

[restlessreylo]

I walked into my local grocery store and found….this

[roxylalonde]

paradise

[agro-carnist]

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak to the situation in the rest of europe, but the UK certainly is the ideal place for outdoor cats.

[natalieironside]

They don’t have wildlife or ecosystems in the UK, I suppose

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

The UK had so many cat deaths from predation and vehicle hits between 2014 and 2018 that y’all motherfuckers thought there was a serial cat killer

[rumade]

Another thing that doesn’t get mentioned, and is totally gross

The majority of cat owners in the UK who let their cat free roam outside, do not have a litter box. Their cat is exclusively pissing and shitting all over the neighbourhood. And where do cats like to go to the toilet? Anywhere with soft loose ground.

Your kids forgot to put the lid on the sandpit? Now it’s a litter tray. Just made a fine raked seed bed for growing seedlings? Now it’s a litter tray.

Do you know how utterly DISGUSTING it is to be working in a food garden and just find cat shit everywhere? Not to mention dangerous as cats carry toxoplasmosis. And more often than not, their digging and kicking kills all of the seedings.

I grew up in the UK. All of my cats were indoor outdoor. But I have completely changed my view in the last few years. Yes it’s lovely to meet a random cat while you’re out. But it’s not worth the downsides.

[noc10-moved]

executive dysfunction

[kosmogrl]

[rylandsgrace]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[dragongirltitties]

hi I heard that chicago fucking explode. sorry

sad! well theres other cities

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[fertbutt]

guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

[twerklina]

[ottermatopoeia]

makin my way downtown

[monkeysaysficus]

slowly

[werewolf4vampire]

[galileoace]

Oh no.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder