[ciggywette]

hey. don't cry. 39 trillion microbes in the human body, weighing an estimated 2-5 pounds, okay?

[bigthingsforeverintheworks]

Microsoft edge wrapped:

You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes

You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!

You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.

Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

[badassdemonsword]

Best video of 2026

[imagineyoucouldfly]

[ciggywette]

that post about every indie game being Empoisoned or Swumbles Big Jumble, is missing the shit they call "PS1 style" horror games on itch.io. which is either like, "Past The Point Of Yes Return" or "Deepest Fear"

[norwoods-dni]

[petulantpony]

i just don’t really think that men should be allowed to post online or participate in trends

[petulantpony]

unless the trend is becoming a woman

[ciggywette]

you need to install another lane in the highway of your asshole there is too much traffic there and i am late for work

[fini-mun]

Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.

[computationalcalculator]

[dogpuppy]

[rockabillywife]

Looking at reviews for a book on bird migration ?

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[woolay]

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

[angelicguy]

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

[woolay]

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

[angelicguy]

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

[biteybeast]

if you had a shield you could have deflected it

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[manlybadasshero]

[stedilnik]

they are talking about pottery I think

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]