[ciggywette]

hey. don't cry. 39 trillion microbes in the human body, weighing an estimated 2-5 pounds, okay?

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[manlybadasshero]

[stedilnik]

they are talking about pottery I think

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[wallofgoats]

chigurheads seething over her position in the powerscale

[justintaco]

"caramel ribbon cursetard" sung by Kana Hanazawa & Saori Hayami

Nademonogatari OP

[hungwy]

The chugging of a sacred beer

[jesush8r]

Variations of Isle of the Dead

by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist

1880

1880

1883

1884

1886

1901

[chimeracauldron]

That boy ain't right

[ysolt]

she has knocked over 17 priceless vases with her chest so far

[badassdemonsword]

Best video of 2026

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

i dont like the characterization of "diagnosis" as "what thing is wrong with you" either, btw.

like. im sure for a woman in the 1800s it could feel very affirming to be diagnosed with 'hysteria'. now you finally know what's wrong with you, now you know what's going to make you better, and there's this whole grand old apparatus interested in helping you! (assuming you're not immediately locked away for it.)

and nowadays we have hysteria support groups, hysteria communities, hysteria positivity blogs, and people tagging your posts with hysteria. you should see a doctor about hysteria, btw. learning i had hysteria just made everything make sense! it's just so nice to know what's wrong with you, isn't it? i do not think the field of psychiatry has overcome its foundations in systematizing racism and misogyny, on any level.

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[sapphling]

the older i get the more i realize that death IS the ultimate killfuck

[halimaidmf]

spiking my vampiregfs drink with garlic powder so i can take advantage of her later

[amazoogle]

apparently jimmy beast used real US currency for this set piece in his game show, not prop money. like it was delivered by armored truck & there were private security dudes standing around guarding it full time. absolutely insane production choice for like no benefit. it looks exactly like prop cash on screen + no viewer over 12 years old would ever assume that its real. who wants to rob him with me