Welcome to the Show

For years I have been saying my family should have a sitcom. Picture Roseanne meets Modern Family.

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Tried my hand at video editing. Check out this tutorial on how to make pizza treats for your dogs!

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TOP 5 FEMALE CHARACTERS MEME

Send me a number and I'll write out my top 5 fictional women.

1 - Protagonists

2 - Villains

3 - Superheroes

4 - Magical Girls

5 - Queens/Empresses/Royalty

6 - Who are adorable dorks

7 - That I'd invite to a sleepover/dinner party

8 - That I'd want to go on an adventure with

9 - That I'd want to be friends with

10 - That I'd want to kiss

11 - That I will love till the end of time

12 - Who I think deserved better endings

13 - I wish had better development/writing

14 - I wish had better a love interest(s)

15 - I want to rescue from their horrible narratives

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small ways to improve your life

make your bed to immediately make your room look more put together

water first, then coffee or tea

pray or meditate, even just for ten minutes, to set the tone for your day

browse the news headlines ( & read the articles that interest you when you’ve got time) 

wear something you feel b o m b in

listen to music while doing your daily activities-commuting, cleaning, cooking, exercising

smile at at least two people 

smile at YOURSELF

call or message someone you love

eat food that makes you feel radiant 

make lists of things you need to accomplish for the day

stretch for 10 minutes 

record in your phone the positive thoughts you have so you can remember them

carry water with you (always always always) 

shut off your phone for an hour and have some ME time

take a hot shower or bath at the end of a stressful day 

try to make plans to spend time with someone at least once a week

think about 3 things you are grateful for at the end of each day

do something calming, relaxing, and non-electronic 30 minutes before you sleep

sleep pants-less 

[livingasitcom]

werewolf in every show or movie: wow, the most important thing in this story arc is happening, here. at night.

someone else: oh no look *points at full moon*

werewolf in every show or movie: oh damn, how careless of me. me, a werewolf, who transforms every month on the full moon, who has been doing so my whole life. oh my god how could i have forgotten it was a full moon tonight. you think itd be like a period by now and id have some sort of internal clock about this shit but damn theres the moon and i sure am standing outside here in front of everyone.

[irishiris]

[vaspider]

YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

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:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[thesethingstheyareahappening-de]

This makes me so happy because men don’t have enough of these types of awareness campaigns for testicular cancer. 

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

There’s also one for breast cancer!

[charlesoberonn]

Deadpool is also the perfect superhero to teach people about cancer.

[thebookmarkedone]

the shadowhunter chronicles + books

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[gifsboom]

Video: Deadpool Pancake Art

[livingasitcom]

Who started this pancake art thing because I love it

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[chessys]

u know when u have a day that doesnt really follow the storyline of the rest of ur life like this weird holiday special thats never discussed again

[thedailyshow]

Jessica Williams sits down with Colorado Representative Gordon Klingenschmitt to discuss transphobic bathroom laws.

[ferrisbueller]

this is great

[rich-homie-john-deactivated2020]

wow a dramatic twist of fate

[colachampagnedad]

im reblogging this for everyone who wanted to see them get jumped

[earthdad]

bad meme but good people

[morningwoodz]

These points are enough to choose Bernie

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i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

[afunnyfeminist]

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

[muchymozzarella]

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

[bhuttu]

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

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I love this man so much

[rottenbrainstuff]

Patrick Stewart is a lovely human being

[lorelaigilmoure]

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