Summary: Bi-Han is the easiest man to ragebait that you know. And you feed on his anger. It’s even funnier when you know he’ll never act on his threats.…right?
Warnings: Suggestive. Minors DNI. Slight canon divergent, still an asshole but didn’t betray his brothers. Smut on part 2!
Wc: 1.3k
A/N: Dividers by @thecutestgrotto ! / Making this into two parts because I'm excited about this story and I don't want to wait until it's complete to post it lol. Probably some mistakes because english it's not my first language! Enjoy!
Masterlist
Bi-Han didn’t like social events.
In fact, he hated them.
But he understood that they were necessary to keep good relationships with other clans. And he understood that he, as grandmaster of his own clan, had to be present. The truth that he understood those facts didn’t make them more bearable. He still hated them.
He hated them even more when you were present.
You, one of Liu Kang’s champions, his protégé. More like stuck up, prideful, arrogant, self-important, opinionated little princess. He couldn’t stand you. And to make matters worse, Bi-Han’s brothers loved you, so they always made sure that you were personally invited when the reunions were at their estate. Because even his family was against him.
So here you were, with your unapologetic smile and magnetic presence, at his home. The look of you made him sick. How else could he describe the heavy weight on his stomach that he felt every time that he looked at you?
Bi-Han was standing on a corner of the patio, away from the guests. The less people who approached him the better. He would rather observe than interact. And he could see that the people were having a great time. He did not get it. What did they find in all this meaningless fun? They all could be doing better things with their time. Things like training, or meditating, or not bothering him at his own home.
He tried to keep an eye on everyone, concentrate on all their actions, but he kept looking back at you. Your strong presence attracted a lot of people, you never found yourself alone. The complete opposite of Bi-Han. Right now you were talking with his brothers, always with a smile on your face, he felt like you were laughing at every word that his brothers spoke. The weight on his stomach got heavier every time your head fell back on another big laugh. His brothers were not that amusing. His constant frown deepened as he forced himself to look away.
~
You, on the other side, maybe had a teeny tiny crush on the angry man, and what about it? He was hot, his temper aside. And you knew he would never reciprocate your feelings, so how did you cope? You annoyed him. On purpose. What else could you do? Cry about it? No, sir. You learned your ways from your friend Johnny himself.
You especially liked how his brows scrunched when you said something he found surprisingly stupid, which apparently was every two words that you uttered. And let’s not talk about his biceps, you could talk about them for hours if someone asked. And his slutty little strand of hair? The one that always fell over his forehead? Gods…
But definitely, your favorite thing about the man was how easy he was to annoy. You breathed too loud? He got mad. You shared your opinion on a reunion about strategies? Mad. You grazed his arm, accidentally? Furious. His ego was so inflated that everything got to him, and you adored the fact.
That's why once your friends got distracted talking to people from another clan, you took the opportunity to discreetly vanish from their side, and went looking for the man in questions.
It wasn’t hard to find him, the man was big and imposing, and standing awkwardly in a corner of the patio.
“Bi-Han.” You called his name as a greeting, leaning against the pillar beside him.
“Address me with respect.” He grunted instantly.
“Hm? How’s that?”
“I am the leader of the Lin Kuei. Address me accordingly.” He spoke through clenched teeth.
“You want me to call you grandmaster? You’re not my grandmaster."
“It’s out of respect.” He was starting to get annoyed. More annoyed.
“I’m one of Liu Kang’s champions, and you don’t see me holding it over your head.” You said lightly, rocking back and forth on your place.
“That means nothing to me.” His voice was cold, so was the look he sent you as he uttered the words. Everyone else would have already apologized and escaped. Not you though, you were just starting to feel the thrill.
“Funny, that’s how I feel towards your title too.”
“Im getting tired of your insolence.” He spat angrily, walking menacingly towards you. “I should teach you some respect.”
“How? You want to fight me? In the middle of a party?” You asked, looking up at him with innocence on your face. “That would not look so good, would it? Even worse when the host is the one starting the fight. Let’s not ruin everyone’s night, yeah?” You pouted sarcastically. He felt his blood run hotter at your little act. “Besides, you know I’d win.” You patted his arm, but he grabbed your wrist harshly before you could take your hand away and pulled you even closer.
“What was that?” He whispered darkly in your face. He was at his limit with your impertinence.
“You know I could take you.” You answered, not losing your ground. You felt his cold breath against your face as he let out a dark laugh.
“Take me, huh?” You opened your eyes in shock.
“Y-you know I didn’t mean it lik-like that.” You stutter as you tried to back away from him, but you were met with the pillar at your back. He liked finally being the one to force a reaction out of you.
“Do I?” He asked, almost in a whisper, leaning even closer to you.
“I-I mean. I could too. But that is not what I was talking about.” You uttered under your breath, looking away. Now you were just saying anything. He saw the way your face turned red and he felt good about it.
He had never felt the pleasure of having power over you before. You never backed down from confrontation with him, you sought it, he had noticed. So the way you furiously blushed and looked away at his words and closeness, made an idea appear on his mind.
He stood up straight again, but kept the closeness. He looked down his nose at you. You tried to make eye contact again, tried to stand strong, but his severe face made you look away.
He looked hot from your position! You’ve never been this close before.
He decided at that moment to pull you away from the pillar by your shoulder. He turned you away from the party and began pushing you in the direction of the main house. His hand cold against your back. You at first tripped by the sudden movement, but quickly catched up with his speed.
“Where are you taking me?” You asked quietly over your shoulder. You didn’t want to draw attention to your current situation.
He felt a shiver going up his spine at the slight panic in your voice. He kept a straight face and kept walking, with his hand secured on your back so you wouldn't escape. Once you went into the main hallway of the house, he walked straight to his office.
He opened the door and pushed you inside with little force. He followed and closed the door behind him, then leaned against it. You looked at him with a hundred questions written on your face. And a thousand on your mind.
Did he bring you here to fight you without disrupting the guests? You were not so sure that you would actually win against him. You were just bluffing to annoy him! Was he going to kill you? You were sure he would love that.
“Show me.” He said, interrupting your train of thoughts.
“Show you what?”
“Show me that you can actually take me.” His voice lacked the harsh commanding tone that usually held, but the order was there.
You could only look at him with wide eyes and a hot face. Was he serious?
The smile that appeared on his face at your lack of response answered you, he was just messing with you. He loved the feeling of finally winning. You hated the feeling of losing, especially to him. So you made a decision, one that would put you on top of the boldness scale again.
You walked towards him with purpose. And once you were in front of him, you dropped to your knees. His smile faded instantly.
“What are you doing?” He asked brusquely.
“This was your idea, Bi-Han. Don’t back down now.” And you reached for his belt.
Summary: Bi-Han is the easiest man to ragebait that you know. And you feed on his anger. It’s even funnier when you know he’ll never act on his threats.…right?
Warnings: Suggestive. Minors DNI. Slight canon divergent, still an asshole but didn’t betray his brothers. Smut on part 2!
Wc: 1.3k
A/N: Dividers by @thecutestgrotto ! / Making this into two parts because I'm excited about this story and I don't want to wait until it's complete to post it lol. Probably some mistakes because english it's not my first language! Enjoy!
Masterlist
Bi-Han didn’t like social events.
In fact, he hated them.
But he understood that they were necessary to keep good relationships with other clans. And he understood that he, as grandmaster of his own clan, had to be present. The truth that he understood those facts didn’t make them more bearable. He still hated them.
He hated them even more when you were present.
You, one of Liu Kang’s champions, his protégé. More like stuck up, prideful, arrogant, self-important, opinionated little princess. He couldn’t stand you. And to make matters worse, Bi-Han’s brothers loved you, so they always made sure that you were personally invited when the reunions were at their estate. Because even his family was against him.
So here you were, with your unapologetic smile and magnetic presence, at his home. The look of you made him sick. How else could he describe the heavy weight on his stomach that he felt every time that he looked at you?
Bi-Han was standing on a corner of the patio, away from the guests. The less people who approached him the better. He would rather observe than interact. And he could see that the people were having a great time. He did not get it. What did they find in all this meaningless fun? They all could be doing better things with their time. Things like training, or meditating, or not bothering him at his own home.
He tried to keep an eye on everyone, concentrate on all their actions, but he kept looking back at you. Your strong presence attracted a lot of people, you never found yourself alone. The complete opposite of Bi-Han. Right now you were talking with his brothers, always with a smile on your face, he felt like you were laughing at every word that his brothers spoke. The weight on his stomach got heavier every time your head fell back on another big laugh. His brothers were not that amusing. His constant frown deepened as he forced himself to look away.
~
You, on the other side, maybe had a teeny tiny crush on the angry man, and what about it? He was hot, his temper aside. And you knew he would never reciprocate your feelings, so how did you cope? You annoyed him. On purpose. What else could you do? Cry about it? No, sir. You learned your ways from your friend Johnny himself.
You especially liked how his brows scrunched when you said something he found surprisingly stupid, which apparently was every two words that you uttered. And let’s not talk about his biceps, you could talk about them for hours if someone asked. And his slutty little strand of hair? The one that always fell over his forehead? Gods…
But definitely, your favorite thing about the man was how easy he was to annoy. You breathed too loud? He got mad. You shared your opinion on a reunion about strategies? Mad. You grazed his arm, accidentally? Furious. His ego was so inflated that everything got to him, and you adored the fact.
That's why once your friends got distracted talking to people from another clan, you took the opportunity to discreetly vanish from their side, and went looking for the man in questions.
It wasn’t hard to find him, the man was big and imposing, and standing awkwardly in a corner of the patio.
“Bi-Han.” You called his name as a greeting, leaning against the pillar beside him.
“Address me with respect.” He grunted instantly.
“Hm? How’s that?”
“I am the leader of the Lin Kuei. Address me accordingly.” He spoke through clenched teeth.
“You want me to call you grandmaster? You’re not my grandmaster."
“It’s out of respect.” He was starting to get annoyed. More annoyed.
“I’m one of Liu Kang’s champions, and you don’t see me holding it over your head.” You said lightly, rocking back and forth on your place.
“That means nothing to me.” His voice was cold, so was the look he sent you as he uttered the words. Everyone else would have already apologized and escaped. Not you though, were just starting to feel the thrill.
“Funny, that’s how I feel towards your title too.”
“Im getting tired of your insolence.” He spat angrily, walking menacingly towards you. “I should teach you some respect.”
“How? You want to fight me? In the middle of a party?” You asked, looking up at him with innocence on your face. “That would not look so good, would it? Even worse when the host is the one starting the fight. Let’s not ruin everyone’s night, yeah?” You pouted sarcastically. He felt his blood run hotter at your little act. “Besides, you know I’d win.” You patted his arm, but he grabbed your wrist harshly before you could take your hand away and pulled you even closer.
“What was that?” He whispered darkly in your face. He was at his limit with your impertinence.
“You know I could take you.” You answered, not losing your ground. You felt his cold breath against your face as he let out a dark laugh.
“Take me, huh?” You opened your eyes in shock.
“Y-you know I didn’t mean it lik-like that.” You stutter as you tried to back away from him, but you were met with the pillar at your back. He liked finally being the one to force a reaction out of you.
“Do I?” He asked, almost in a whisper, leaning even closer to you.
“I-I mean. I could too. But that is not what I was talking about.” You uttered under your breath, looking away. Now you were just saying anything. He saw the way your face turned red and he felt good about it.
He had never felt the pleasure of having power over you before. You never backed down from confrontation with him, you sought it, he had noticed. So the way you furiously blushed and looked away at his words and closeness, made an idea appear on his mind.
He stood up straight again, but kept the closeness. He looked down his nose at you. You tried to make eye contact again, tried to stand strong, but his severe face made you look away.
He looked hot from your position! You’ve never been this close before.
He decided at that moment to pull you away from the pillar by your shoulder. He turned you away from the party and began pushing you in the direction of the main house. His hand cold against your back. You at first tripped by the sudden movement, but quickly catched up with his speed.
“Where are you taking me?” You asked quietly over your shoulder. You didn’t want to draw attention to your current situation.
He felt a shiver going up his spine at the slight panic in your voice. He kept a straight face and kept walking, with his hand secured on your back so you wouldn't escape. Once you went into the main hallway of the house, he walked straight to his office.
He opened the door and pushed you inside with little force. He followed and closed the door behind him, then leaned against it. You looked at him with a hundred questions written on your face. And a thousand on your mind.
Did he bring you here to fight you without disrupting the guests? You were not so sure that you would actually win against him. You were just bluffing to annoy him! Was he going to kill you? You were sure he would love that.
“Show me.” He said, interrupting your train of thoughts.
“Show you what?”
“Show me that you can actually take me.” His voice lacked the harsh commanding tone that usually held, but the order was there.
You could only look at him with wide eyes and a hot face. Was he serious?
The smile that appeared on his face at your lack of response answered you, he was just messing with you. He loved the feeling of finally winning. You hated the feeling of losing, especially to him. So you made a decision, one that would put you on top of the boldness scale again.
You walked towards him with purpose. And once you were in front of him, you dropped to your knees. His smile faded instantly.
“What are you doing?” He asked brusquely.
“This was your idea, Bi-Han. Don’t back down now.” And you reached for his belt.
I have a theory one why mortal kombat writers made sekhan canon because they're pandering to their dude bro fans.
In Johnny's announcer voice he refers to Sareena as "Bi-hans future bestie" and he refers to kenshi as "BEST FRIEND" it's obvious that if they made bireena canon fans will take this and connect it to johnny and kenshi dating which bro dude fans would hatee. So yes I believe this ship stems from homophobia which is literally why sektor was genderbent
[okay this is kinda part two to the original mk1 shit post]
Bi-Han bust through Your door after seeing this small piglet. Kung Lao saying something about the piglet is owned by a shirai ryu member. Of course, Bi-Han believes it’s Kuai Liang’s or Tomas’ pet. He had to come and see if it’s actually theirs.
He doesn’t trust you, thinking you already gone behind his back and allied with this ‘putrid’ clan is what he likes to call it. Even though you don’t see yourself to pick a side and tried to keep things neutral. Plus you don’t see yourself to be Bi-Han’s man, woman or partner. But he likes to call you that.
Anyway, there was a knock at the door. Bi-Han smirked as he is preparing to fight Kuai Liang or Tomas for a round two. Once you said come in, a young boy that Bi-Han wasn’t expecting, walks in. Glancing at Bi-Han with confusion as he doesn’t know who he is yet.
“Hi Haanzoo” you chimed in a friendly manner while cradling the piglet like a baby.
“Hi.” Hanzo said, walking over to you to pick up his pet that he cherished so much. “Thanks for looking after Mirai for me.”
“Yeah no problem” You carefully gave the small pig over to Hanzo. Hanzo couldn’t help but gave Bi-Han glances and leans in to you to whisper. “Your ’friend’ looks really tough.”
You chuckle, not wanting to correct the young boy of what kind of relationship you and Bi-Han have but you’ll take the compliment on his behalf. “I know.” You whispered back.
Once Hanzo left. Bi-Han rubs the bridge of his nose while walking over to sit next to you.
“Damn…looks like you got some competition, Bi-Han” Johnny says through the zoom call. Kenshi tries not to smile while hearing this. Kung Lao and Raiden were chuckling.
You playfully elbowed Bi-Han with a cheeky smile. “You gonna say you’re sorry-“ “YOU DIDN’T TELL ME HE WAS 9” Bi-Han snaps at you as he felt embarrassed over trying to pick a fight with some kid. “You didn’t let me finish!” You defended yourself.
Now the zoom call was mostly you and Bi-Han yelling and bickering. The other champions stayed watch on how it goes down.
A/N:That's a really hot request! I love writing gang!bang x reader, sorry if it's a little bad, I did my best, sorry if it was too long too - thanks for the request<3
| PS: The nominations for each 'Bi Han' are: 'OG!Bi Han' - bi han from the reader's 'original' timeline, 'Titan!Bi Han' - bi han from the alternative timeline who appears at the end of the game helping liu kang in some endings, 'Dark!Bi Han' - fully corrupted bi han and also from an alternate reality. |
TW: v!sex, handjob,oral (f!re), double!blowjob, cum!play, face!fuck, they/them used, voyeurism, exhibitionism, threesome, gang bang, sub reader, aggressive sex, praise, degradation, dumbfication, afab anatomy, titan!bi han,og!bi han, dark!bi han x reader , sub!reader, smut, nsfw, little plot in final cut.
⸺ It would be an understatement to say that you weren't surprised when you saw your boyfriend take two people to your house, but they weren't two strangers... They were versions of himself. He introduced you to 'Titan Bi Han' a wiser, calmer and softer version of him, he was the same as your companion... But as if all the qualities were gathered only in him, without the 'rotten' part that the grandmaster had - and Soon after, it was the turn of 'Dark Bi Han', the totally corrupted version of him, however, there was still something that shone there, something that only you knew.
You didn't question at first what everyone was doing there, after all, you trusted your boyfriend, but you soon realized that it wasn't just a (a) normal visit... By the way each look devoured you... After all, Bi Han was a man jealous, but it was okay to share your partner, if you with other versions of himself... Right? You tried to protest a little... Telling your boyfriend - 'OG!Bi Han' that it was too much to have three men in your body at once, but they soon reassured you... Well, not all of them.
⸺ OG!Bi Han smiled, his eyes darkening with desire as he approached you. "-Don't worry, love. We'll take it slow and make sure you're comfortable every step of the way," he said, his voice low and seductive. Titan!Bi Han nodded, a gentle smile on his face. "-Yes, we want you to enjoy every moment, darling. We'll make sure to please you in ways you've never imagined," he murmured, his fingers gently tracing your arm.
Dark!Bi Han, on the other hand, wore a wicked grin as he closed the distance between you. His touch was rough, his fingers gripping your chin to tilt your head back. "-I don't care about your comfort, little one. I want to ravish you, use you for my pleasure," he growled, his breath hot against your ear. The contrast between the three versions of your boyfriend heightened the anticipation and excitement coursing through your veins.
OG!Bi Han leaned in, his lips brushing against yours in a soft, teasing kiss. "-We'll start with something simple doll face," he whispered, his voice dripping with anticipation. His hands wandered, one slipping beneath your shirt to caress your breasts, while the other trailed down to tease the sensitive skin at the hem of your pants.
Titan! Han's touch was tender as he pressed himself against your back, his hands trailing along your curves. He nibbled on your earlobe, sending shivers down your spine. "-I want to explore every inch of your body, my love. To worship you and make you feel incredible," he murmured, his voice filled with adoration for you.
Dark!Bi Han's touch was possessive and demanding, his fingers digging into your hips as he pressed his body against yours. "-You're mine to use, to fuck, little thing.." he growled, his breath hot against your neck. His lips traveled down, leaving a trail of cold kisses along your collarbone - They took their time, savoring every moment, as they brought you closer to the edge of pleasure with their skilled touches and sinful whispers. You were surrounded by a whirlwind of desire, lost in a sea of pleasure that only intensified with each passing second - As the intensity built, OG!Bi Han took the lead, guiding you to the bed, he positioned himself between your legs, his hands gently parting your folds as he leaned in to taste you. His tongue flicked against your clit, sending a jolt of pleasure through your body his lips closed around your sensitive bud, sucking and teasing it with expert precision.
Meanwhile, Dark!Bi Han held his throbbing cock in front of your mouth, his fingers tangling in your hair as he guided himself between your lips. His length filled your mouth, stretching you as you eagerly took him in. Your tongue swirled around him, tasting his salty essence as you bobbed your head, taking him deeper with each rhythmic movement. Dark!Bi Han groaned with satisfaction, his hips rocking gently against your mouth. "-I've missed you more than words can express... And I'm going to fuck you until you're completely ruined, completely mine." - You hadn't understood his comment... yet. You decided to focus on pleasure, even though that phrase was playing in your mind, you tried to read the ghostly eyes of that corrupted version of your partner, but you found nothing but longing and lust.
Titan!Bi Han, not wanting to be left out, positioned himself next to you, his hand wrapping around his erect shaft. He moaned softly as you took control, your fingers gliding along his length, applying just the right amount of pressure to drive him wild. You could feel the heat radiating from his cock, the pre-cum slick against your fingertips as you stroked him, matching the pace of your mouth on Dark!Bi Han. "-Fuck..mmpmh- you're so pretty- yes... Just like that baby" OG!Bi Han increased the pressure of his tongue against your clit, his movements becoming more urgent and deliberate. Dark!Bi Han groaned, his hips thrusting into your mouth as he neared his climax. Titan!Bi Han's grip tightened around your hand, "-Yes fuck- I'm going to cum, keep those pretty little hands around my dick... fuck you're so good at this my bunny..."
And then, in a glorious crescendo, pleasure washed over all of you. Your body convulsed with ecstasy as your orgasm crashed through you, waves of lust radiating from your core. Dark!Bi Han released his load into your mouth, his hips jerking with each spurt of cum. Titan!Bi Han's cock pulsed in your hand, warm cum spilling over your fingers. And OG!Bi Han continued to lap at your sensitive clit, prolonging the pleasure until you were left breathless and spent. "-This isn't over yet doll..." He wasted no time in taking you on all fours, positioning himself behind you. Your body quivered with anticipation as he lined himself up with your wet entrance. With a firm thrust, he plunged into you, filling you completely. A gasp escaped your lips. Dark!Bi Han, ever the dominant one, stood before you, his eyes filled with a primal hunger. He relished in the power he held over you, his voice dripping with a deliciously degrading tone. "-You are an insatiable little whore.." he growled, his words sending shivers down your spine. "-Take his cock like a good little fucktoy. Show us how much you crave it."
Dark!Bi Han and Titan!Bi Han positioned themselves in front of you, their erect members proudly on display. You wanted to please them both, to take them deep into your mouth and show them the desire and passion you felt. With determination, you took them both in your hands, feeling their warmth and hardness against your skin. Your lips parted, and you eagerly engulfed both their cocks, alternating between them, giving equal attention to each. The taste of their arousal filled your mouth, their moans of lust spurring you on. As you struggled to accommodate both of them, your mouth stretched wide, taking in the delicious sensation of their lengths moving against your tongue. It was a delicious torment, the dual pleasure of being filled by both Dark!Bi Han and TiTan!Bi Han, their hands gently threading through your hair, guiding you with each rhythmic movement. You could hear praises being moaned and whispered, your knees hurt, your eyes were streaming tears and your pussy was drooling on OG!Bi Han's cock, you were being filled by all of them, the hot and cold sensation would almost make you pass out, if not it was the painful and delicious occupation of the dicks of the alternative versions of the grandmaster. Dark!Bi Han's hips bucked, a low groan escaping his lips, as he spilled his essence into your mouth. The taste of his release was both familiar and new, a delicious reminder of the intimacy you shared. Titan!Bi Han followed suit, the intensity of his orgasm, but he withdrew from your mouth, cumming on your face, and giving a light erotic slap with his cum-stained dick on your face.
"-Cum in their cunt... breed them like the little slut they are..." Dark!Bi Han told his counterpart, who started fucking you with all his intensity again, you couldn't take it anymore, looking for support in Titan!Bi Han while your cyromancer boyfriend filled you with cum, making you cry with pleasure. Your body hurt so much, you actually felt like you were going to pass out, as you saw a melancholy look coming surprisingly from the corrupted version of your boyfriend... Dark!Bi Han, a chaste kiss was left on your cheek by him, while Titan!Bi Han spoke something for the original version of your boyfriend, a 'I'm sorry' was whispered by the dark ninja, a small tear was left by him on your sweaty skin. You managed to regain consciousness and put together some loose sentences spoken by Asian men - you realized that your boyfriend, had allowed both to experience you intimately because in their reality, your version had tragically passed away. You were the only living version of yourself left, and they sought solace and connection with you, the closest thing to the love they had lost. Your heart found as you absorbed the weight of their sorrow. It was a bittersweet revelation - You reached out, your hand trembling slightly, and cupped Dark!Bi Han's cheek, his hand finding its place on your other cheek. His touch was gentle... but cold...deadly cold, his voice filled with pain. "-Thank you.. It means more than you can imagine."
You soon saw the two versions leave with your boyfriend, both giving advice and strategies on how to prevent your death... but they knew that deep down, there were fates worse than death, and that unfortunately... fate is inevitable.
How do you think bi han with a phone would be like,maybe johnny or his gf convinced him to get one how do u think he'd text
HI!!! omggg this question scratched my brainn,,, I was writing fanfic two days ago and it did came up the idea of Bi-Han texting so this ask definitely its sososososo helpful :D
Bi-Han and Technology.
While part of a very traditional clan, that I assume does not have that much reliance on technology. I have to make a reminder that Bi-Han is an extremely progressive man when it comes to advances. Hence, why I personally think he always was pro modernization of the Lin Kuei and hence why he has so much admiration for Sektor.
That said... I'm not sure he's that great at technology. I mean, he's not terrible, but not a tech genius either.
Johnny gives him a phone.
He would give him the newest model of phone. And I think at first, Bi-Han would refuse it, not particularly interested on all it's perks.
No selfies. NOT AT ALL. Only maybe if Johnny convices him to take one, but he would later delete it.
He wouldn't use it that much. His screentime is very limited and he would try and only use certain apps like the calculator, the notes app, line.
Though I feel like he would blatantly refuse, I think (If they're not dating), Johnny would set him up on Tinder or Grindr.
At first he thought no one would match with him
BOY HE WAS WRONG
His Girlfriend gives him a phone.
It was a birthday gift so he couldn't say no. (Also, he can't say no to his girlfriend, i mean. He loves her)
It was a flip phone, thankfully. It had a small camera and it was royal blue. (Very good taste, girlfriend!)
It was easier to handle than a cellphone so he learned all the perks very quickly.
Probably used the camera to take pictures of his girlfriend and using it as background. (1. That's very sweet. 2. He can't take pictures for shit, for some reason it's always slightly blurred, his thumb shows up or he cuts up her feet or part of her face. But hey, that's not totally because of him not knowing technology. It's mostly because he's a bit awkward about it. Trying to act like he's not enjoying doing a photo session)
Not gonna lie... i think he might even start taking pictures of like... the mountains, something cool he spotted.
Still, he does not use it that much.
girlfriend convinced him to upgrade to something more modern, and he did
he has like, a pretty blank facebook account and only one facebook friend (His girlfriend)
(Johnny is blocked)
I think the moment he realized he could use the phone to read was the moment he started actually carrying it around everywhere. Amazon Kindle User. Please give him more books!!
He also likes to scroll around searching and learning random things. Anything that might be useful for his position as Grandmaster.
Texting.
Girlfriend: Hey bae <333 Ily, i miss u
Girlfriend: Could u get some bread on the way back? and maybe some snacks?
Bi-Han: ... Typing...
Bi-Han: ...Typing...
Bi-Han: ...Typing...
Bi-Han: ...Typing...
Bi-Han: 👍
Yeah, don't expect too much romance or nice chats, he takes a lot of time typing and he tries to keep it simple and concise, he is not a man of many words either. And he much rathered to speak personally with his girlfriend, although, if necessary, he would use Speech-to-Text to send longer messages or rather, send voice messages (Latino readers/ whatsapp users know.) He will try and send pics of what he's doing if his girlfriend asks of him. And sometimes he would drop info on what he's working on and provide no context.
Bi-Han: A more advanced way for a robot to walk is by using a dynamic balancing algorithm, which is potentially more robust than the Zero Moment Point technique, as it constantly monitors the robot's motion, and places the feet in order to maintain stability.
Girlfriend: ... what?
Bi-Han: -Sends blurry picture of a cyborg- 👌
And honestly that's a love language. Now that he has a phone, he likes to keep his girlfriend updated on whatever interest he has because he trusts her enough with his goals and activities. Bi-Han has a need to have someone to relate to, so his girlfriend will get info dumped sometimes. But that's alright, that just means he's content and his guard is down.
IM SORRY I DIDNT PUT MORE ABOUT JOHNNY i just dont know much of their dynamiccc 💀 Obvi i state this is only my take and I might be wrongg but thanksss for asking uwuwuwu
“I mean if we get rid of prostitution people will invade families and kidnap innocent girls” that already happens because of prostitution. Men really see prositutes as “bad women” that sprouted from the ground for this purpose and can’t conceive of their families and friends who love them.
That is the insanity of it all! The reason why girls and women are being kidnapped? bc men! The reason why prostitution exist? bc of men. Is this hell ? In every way we flip it, men are the issue and evilness behind this, yet society blames women. Idk how to articulate the insanity of this 
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