Imagine
Imagine doing a mukbang video with Kung Lao
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Imagine
Imagine doing a mukbang video with Kung Lao
Imagine
Imagine being in a reality show with Johnny Cage.
Bob Headcanons
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You need to do laundry because you are out of clothes- BOOM Bob got it.
Bob: Hey! I just got your laundry done. Theyāre folded on your bed
You: Oh man Thank you so much. wait you didnāt do my underwear,right?
Bob: oh donāt worry! I use a sensitive detergent and low tumble.
You: *eyes widen* No! You seriously did?!
Bob: yeah? I care about the ecosystem down there-
You: stop talking! No wait crap! Um..sorry justā¦Thank you. *embarrassed and dread*
Yelena: He did mine too. To be honest, he does a good job.
Bob: *smiled*
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Tends to join in on any activity of whoever is nearby.
Bob: *sees Walker and Bucky training* oh I want to sit back and watch.
Walker: Better yet, come on the pad and weāll train you.
Bucky: *turns to Walker* Donāt. Let him watch.
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Red Guardian: Drink! We celebrate successful mission. *shoved a bottle of Vodka to Bobās hand*
You: Bob you donāt have to drink. Gimme the bottle-
Bob: *immediently take some gulps down*
Red guardian: Ahahaha!!!
You: Bob stop! Put the bottle down! Youāll get sick!
Bob: *Slaps your hands away while drinking*
Yelena: *sarcastically* This is going to be a fun night. Bob donāt drink it all. I want some after you.
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Ava: *hiding around the corner, planning to scare someone who comes by.*
Bob: *waiting next to Ava, happy to join in on the fun*
Walker: *Walks into the room*
Ava: *appeared in front of walker* Ha!
Walker: Heh nice try. I knew you were going to do-
Bob: *comes behind Walker* BOO
Walker: OH GOD DAMN IT BOB!!!
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You: Bob can you help Bucky with his phone?
Bob: Sure!!
Few minutes laterā¦
Bucky: Bob, i need you to make my text message bigger again.
Bob: *groans* again?!
Bucky: also clear my phone.
Bob: I just taught you. You swipe up and swipe off all your opened apps.
Bucky: Teach me again.
Bob: *groans longer*
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I feel like if he is having bad days, he would attach himself to anyone he feels like. Like a kid that has days of wanting his mom all the time and the next dad.
Red Guardian: Come Bob letās go out. Get out of this tower.
Bob: No thanksā¦Iām waiting for Yelena.
Red Guardian: aw when is it going to be my day?
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He seems like a Glass Animals fan. I donāt know why but it has to be How To Be Human album.
Probably goes crazy for crossword,word search and sudoku. Like bro has 15 books filled and Valentina has to provide more every week.
Whenever someone raised their voice, if Bobās around they would say: āSorry Bobā for being too loud and probably make him anxious.
Bucky would give Bob a trinket when he gets back from a mission or just an outing.
Ava would give Bob a snack, candy or a soda. Or those funny toys that she thinks Bob would like
Yelena and You would give Bob hugs and reassurance. Mostly on your part because Yelena need words of reassurance and encouragement same as Bob.
Red Guardian would give Bob merch and tried to get him out of his comfort zone. Bob is just fine with a some hat and call it a day.
Walker probably would just make food for Bob. Like he knows how to make Noodles for him because no one makes it like he does.
Bob: Can you make me More Ramen noodles?
Walker: What? No.
Bob: But you make it better than the others. You donāt make my noodles soggy. Please?
Walker: Fine! But donāt tell anybody.
Iāve watch Sinners and Thunderbolts. Now I canāt stop trying to find fanfics of them. I wonāt stop!!!
Just a tiny rant.
So please note this. I donāt mind that Sektorās and Cyraxās gender got switch.
But Iām upset that they made Sektor and Bi-Han a thing.
Like- COME ON!
DONāT CHANGE GENDER TO DO ANOTHER HETERO LOVE.
GIMME MALE SEKTOR TO MAKE IT LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MAN!
More tragic and forbidden!!
PLUS I THOUGHT BI-Han AND SAREENA A THING?!?! WHAT CHANGED?!?!
I deleted MK1 from my ps5 because I lost the spark!!!
I just had an entire conversation with my friend about how attractive he is
PLEASE
I NEED HIM
NOW
ONE CHANCE PLEASE
OMFG
NetherRealm Studio: *Drops the trailer*
Me: YOU DIRTY BITCH! LOOK WHAT YOUāVE DONE TO MY BI-HAAAN!!
NetherRealm Studio: Its Noob Saibot!
Can u do sfw bi han headcanons
sfw alphabet ā bi han
note: due to popular demand, hereās the sfw alphabet for bi han!! i hope you guys like it!! and thank you for being patient ź° Ė¶ā¢ ą¼ ā¢Ė¶ź± ā”ā§āĖ also so sorry this took so long!! life's been hectic... to say the least ddhjsafd
warnings: just fluff <3
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
bi-han isnāt really that affectionate, but his actions DO speak louder than his words. bi-han shows his love through protection, acts of service, and being there when it matters most.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
as a best friend, bi-han is fiercely loyal and dependable to you and nobody but you. though he always seems to have his own best interests at heart, you have something that makes him care.
the friendship likely starts through mutual respect and shared experiences, particularly in your training or your combat style.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
heās not much of an affectionate person, per say but will hold his partner firmly and securely, in private.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
because of his lifestyle and his devious plans, heās not as interested in settling down. whenever he does want to, itās purely to start a family and to train his children. bi ban is very disciplined and efficient at cooking and cleaning. He treats these tasks with the same precision he applies to his training.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
bi-han would approach a breakup with a cold demeanor. if your relationship wasnāt going anywhere, heād just tell you without any remorse. however, if he feels strongly for you and heās just doing this for your safety heād show or more softer side to him. it would absolutely hurt him if this was the case.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
bi-han takes commitment very seriously and would want to be absolutely certain before he gets married to you. he definitely prefers a long relationship, just so heās sure. heād hate to fall for a spy from the other side.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
physically, bi-han is more controlled than gentle, as he does not want to harm you. emotionally, he struggles with being gentle but shows it in subtle ways, like being a steady presence in difficult times. he's not the best at comforting you, but if you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there... silently.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
he is not one to initiate hugs often but appreciates them when you hug him. his hugs are firm and reassuring, giving a sense of safety and strength.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
bi-han takes his time to say "I love you," and when he does say it, he doesn't say it as much after that. that often leads to fights between you two. there are times where you don't know where he stands and there are times where you feel like the luckiest person in the world.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyāre jealous?)
bi-han can get jealous pretty easily, especially if he feels as if you're slipping away. but, this is all driven by a deep sense of protectiveness he has for you. when he's jealous, he becomes more watchful and may confront the source of his jealousy directly.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
bi-han's kisses are intense and deliberate, often on the lips or forehead. he'll often have his hand wrapped around your neck or your jawline. he likes being kissed on the lips and the nape of his neck.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
bi-han is somewhat reserved around children but shows a surprising amount of patience. that is until he has to train them. he's tough and could be intimidating at times, leaving some of them in tears. he's not raising children, he's raising strong warriors.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
mornings with bi-han are structured and calm. he prefers to start the day early with some form of physical training or meditation.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
nights are a time for unwinding and reflection. he enjoys spending them in quiet, sharing a conversation with his significant other if they decide to start up one first.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
bi-han isn't open about a lot of things. he tends to keep things to himself, as opening up would make him seem "weak."
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
bi-han has quite the temper. since kuai liang isn't there to have him stay calm, he has you to do that now.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
bi-han has an excellent memory for details, particularly those that matter to his partner. though it may seem like he doesn't care, he does. he'll sometimes bring up things that you told him. it makes you happier knowing that he does care about you.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
his favorite moment would be a a moment of mutual understanding between you two. before you two became a couple, you constantly butt heads, often having different ideologies from each other. it takes YOU saving his ass to see a different side to him.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
bi-han is extremely protective, always vigilant and ready to defend you physically and emotionally. he appreciates it when you show concern for his well-being, though he wonāt show that.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
bi-han doesnāt usually indulge with romantic gifts, unless heās really sure that youāre the one for him. if you are, he goes all out for you. he wonāt outwardly make a big deal about it, but he looks forward to what your reaction will be. his thoughtfulness is very much shown through his actions.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
bi-han can be overly stoic and emotionally distant at times, finding it hard to express his feelings openly.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
bi-han isnāt that concerned with his appearance, however he does make sure that he looks put together when heās not training.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
bi-han would feel a significant emptiness without you. you are the one person who brings him some type of stability in his life. whoever hurts you will have wrath rained down on them.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
bi-han has a hidden talent for calligraphy, finding it a soothing for him. he could spend hours just writing.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldnāt like, either in general or in a partner?)
bi-han dislikes dishonesty and laziness. if you arenāt pulling your weight, youāll be seen as nothing but a burden.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
bi-han is most definitely a light sleeper, always alert even in rest. he prefers to sleep on his back, arms at his sides, ready to spring into action if necessary.
HE DID NOTHING WRONG LEAVE HIM ALONE NOOOOOOOOO
Not a simp, but do you think if you slap his ass hard enough, will it jiggle?
Man idk how to draw a motorcycle ignore that LMAO
Shang Tsung would definitely try the English or Spanish trick
Update on the tonsils removal
Omg I hated the recovery time. Respectfully it made me want to die.
Advice?
Donāt use a straw
Take painkillers [ibuprofen] and the ones the doctors prescribed. (No you will not be addicted if you still feel pain)
Have a humidifier so your mouth doesnāt get dry
Always call the hospital or your local nose, ears and doctor if you are bleeding bad.
Apple sauce and water are my only meal.
Donāt try hot foods until day 7
Popsicles and ice cream are your best friends.
Donāt exercise!!!!
Learned those the hard way. But rest and take naps with your head elevated.
But I feel so much better and not having to deal with constant strep throat and tonsillitis.
Fun fact: the doctor found a pus mass in one of my tonsils so thank goodness I got them out and ready to take on the world! AND FIGHT GOD
Got my tonsils taken out!
Now I cannot get repeated strep throat and Gluck Gluck in peace!
Yay!!! Although Iām so sore