If there's no football in heaven, i'm not going

Erika | 20 | Real Madrid, Man Utd, BVB, German NT | USA -> Spain

[simpleliverpoolthings]

Saying CR7 instead of Christiano Ronaldo just makes you sound like a massive twat.

[livingforreal7]

^you spelled crisitano wrong...

[theslaybymic]

This is what Native American fashion looks like without the cultural appropriation

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[spartanninja]

Yooooo, that looks so cool!

[moonlightandmarble]

Martin Sensmeier!

[livingforreal7]

your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing

*new problem appears*

me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K

[asensiscos-deactivated20171026]

kids, this why you shouldn’t drop outta school

[livingforreal7]

tbh I’m in university and I didn’t realize this was the wrong flag. I learned that it’s a dispute so idk which one is right  

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

The absence of women in history is man made.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

How petty

[skeptikhaleesi]

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

[whatbigotspost]

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of. 

[urulokid]

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

[naamahdarling]

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

Teenage girls are amazing.

[damegreywulf]

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.

[excellentrectangles]

THE ABSENCE OF WOMEN IN HISTORY IS MAN-MADE

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thinking NFL players are “protesting the flag” is like thinking Rosa Parks was protesting public transportation.

[momjis]

#FedalCup

[loveequalsnothing]

Unbelievable feeling to play with Roger. Unique moment.

Rafael Nadal on playing with Roger Federer (x)

[vettel-stan]

girls dont want men, girls want Isco, Morata Lucas, Marco and James in the starting XI

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[kushandwizdom]

I don’t have the energy to be involved in an unstable relationship. I’m way too old for inconsistencies and constant ups and downs, it isn’t progressive. If they aren’t enhancing my peace, they can leave. Immediately.

- Meggan Roxanne

[football-hqs]

[jamesalarcon]

Asensio celebrates with Ceballos after opener vs Alavés

[pichabros]

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[3one3]

🎶 He comes from sunny Spain, he’s better than Harry Kane 🎶

[shuaitou]