-Hey what’s your name??
-Tony!
-Fuck you Tony!!
-What’s your name??
-Ezekiel!
-Fuck you Ezekiel!!
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-Hey what’s your name??
-Tony!
-Fuck you Tony!!
-What’s your name??
-Ezekiel!
-Fuck you Ezekiel!!
Meant To Be More - Callum Ilott
Warnings: Mention of alcohol, drunken decision making, drunk sex (please always make sure that you are in the right mindset to make these kind of decisions), female receiving oral, fingering, Explicit language, unprotected sex (always be safe), he releases on reader’s stomach, mention of aftercare.
W/C: 1.7K
You pick up the shot glass and brings it to your mouth, you tilt your head back, letting the liquid slide down your throat, burning it, you were already drunk enough not to notice the stinging and taste of the alcohol, you put the glass down and look at Callum that was sitting next to you, the two of you decided to go out drinking together.
“I can’t even taste it anymore.” You say as you begin giggling, your tastebuds had been numbed from the alcohol.
“Then it’s time we go,” Callum says as he reaches into his pocket for his phone. “I’ll call an Uber.” You didn’t even notice the slur in his tone, but you were slurring as well. “My place or yours?” You could see him tapping slowly on his screen, his eyes squinted as the light bothered his eyes.
“Yours, let’s go to yours.” You say and turn your face to look down at the empty shot glass. “While we wait… one more drink?” A Cheshire-like smile spread across your lips, a giggle starting up, Callum couldn’t help but start giggling with you.
“All ri… ght.” He says as he locks his phone. “One more drink.” He puts his phone away and calls the bartender over. “Shots? Shots?”
“Cock… haha… cocktail, hmph, that’s a… haha, funny name…” You say or laugh out, the word cock sounding funny to you, you place your elbow on the bar and lean your head against your head, looking at Callum.
“One cocktail… which one?” He asks as he turns to look at you, you take in a deep breath.
“A sex on the beach.” You say looking him directly in the eyes, his eyes widen, and he almost chokes on his own saliva. “I want… sex on the beach.” Callum’s mind seemed to malfunction, were you asking to have sex on the beach… Or?
“Oh!” Callum says as he turns to face the bartender. “A sex on the beach!”
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