[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[everydaylouie]

spinda is confused!

[markatoto]

i made it nice now

[cowboy-garfield]

POV you're a scientist at One Direction Inc. breeding brain fungus that makes white women hallucinate gay relationships

[wierdautumn]

jeeli beeli, peet rat goomie candieeeee. let’s slike it opeen so he can. breeeeaaaaaath. mmm freesh aier. peet rat, timie to comie alivie. escapi the pakackie. esapi, the pakackie. peet ratti’s. veri baig and longe. veri baig, aaand loooonge. the battaum ais, veri, flatt. goode boye, veri goode boye. peet ratti’s, a veri, goode boye.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This is how sims talk

[robynneweaver1357]

gollum voice: we hates your pussy!! we hates it!!

[valueinn]

gay people should be allowed to have free tattoos and piercings forever and ever send post

[sonic-justice-real-for]

gandalfs favorite pokemon is castform

[legoyass]

[nervedeep]

Already thinking about tomorrow’s coffee

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[b-u-n-n-i]

[henry-eraserhead]

[st-just]

Impossible to overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.

[tributary]

crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever i am about to telekinetically murder people with

[girlfictions]

just saw a life-changing tweet

[girlfictions]

[straightboyfriend]

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

[valtsv]

welcome to my limp wristed mind