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mundycide

making-friendos

What is a horse? Nobody knows

elodieunderglass

Thank you @nessiemonster88 this comprises all human knowledge about horses

#horf

claypigeonpottery

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

raychleadele

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

glowcowboy

can i be your significant bother

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

dogpuppy

omruc

he’s gaping your honor

zaynsgrammys

bedupolker

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

bedupolker

here are some ideas for fish characters if you dont want to fully give up that popular carnivoran look:

#pupper #floof #reluctantly

destielgaysex

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

fairyinthetrees

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

dare-to-dm

There was this one time I scratched up my cornea real bad and had to go to the hospital. Dealing with medical bureaucracy is always very frustrating to me, and that combined with the pain had me in a very bad mood. I was even crying.

I had to wait quite a while for the doctor to see me, but fortunately the nurse who was helping me had an excellent bedside manner and went out of her way to distract me. She expertly did this by getting me talking about books I'd read recently.

I went all in on criticizing the last book I'd read. I don't remember what it was, but I really hadn't liked it, and I denigrated it as "Misery Porn". And she was like "Hmm, that sounds interesting, tell me more". So I gave a general plot synopsis. As I was telling her that most of the characters were immigrant miners, she interrupted me to say "That's interesting, I didn't realize that there were mines in Missouri".

And at that moment time stopped for me and I realized that the entire time I'd been talking about the book, she'd been assuming I was talking about porn set in Missouri. I had just assumed that she had understood from context that when I said "Misery Porn", I meant "A story that is gratuitously depressing so that readers will think it's deeper than it really is".

Rather than being disappointed in our miscommunication, I was instead impressed with the level on non judgement she was showing me. Having a whole ass cheerful conversation about Missouri themed porn just to help a patient. I think about her all the time.

dare-to-dm

There have now been many responses to this post, but they almost all boil down to just 3 categories.

Nerds (affectionate): Actually, Missouri has many lead mines.

Health care professionals: This is just what working with patients is like.

Missourians: Missouri mentioned!