Living in the Past

i laugh, therefore i post.

[meekaleeks]

[zackisontumblr]

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

[teenscoolest]

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[livinginthepast]

during finals week

friend: hey

me: the most important united states supreme court case was marbury v. madison because it established judicial review

[meladoodle]

the best interview i’ve read was when someone asked michael cera what he’s most recognised for and he said “the social network. which i was not in" 

[stolentweets]

[c-bassmeow]

this needs to win an award ….

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[harveyxspecter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[jollythunderstorms]

Baudelaire children: We are finally happy and safe

Count Olaf:

[joshsundquist]

The day I met my solemate

[juelzsantanabandana]

Pure post

[twitterlols]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

I trust him

[unclefather]

Who captured him in there

[laurendemieux-deactivated201409]

people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people

[surprisebitch]

do people literally do this?? just rinse the grapes with running water before you eat them

[markerpliers]

dude the grapes could be mushy and gross you gotta get the harder grapes