the most probable wonderland I could create

"What do we say about coincidences?" 31. Queer Artist & keeper of the forest in my corner of Canada. My love for Taylor Swift knows no bounds #TJLC, BBC Sherlock , specifically EVERYTHING SHERLOCKIAN #ASOUE #SnowBaz #WelcomeToNightvale

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not related but also just good advice: when you’re lowkey frustrated with someone and can’t quite figure out why their behavior is bothering you, i highly recommend examining if they have broken an imaginary rule or standard that you hold yourself to

[redstonedust]

whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[tricky-pockets]

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[cruellesummer]

and, baby, that's show business for you

inspiration

[1percentcharge]

wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

[human-pet-they]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[notanartificialintelligence]

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[taylorswift]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[taylorswift]

The Life of a Showgirl: The Shiny Bug Vinyl Collection is available now on my site for 48 hours❤️‍🔥 http://taylorswift.lnk.to/store Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[falsegod]

UMMMMM

[strapbunny]

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

[tygerbug]

ubi, universal basic income