[thememedaddy]

[bigmeatpete69420]

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[catchymemes]

[wizardpotions]

earl grey really put his whole pussy into his tea blend i dont know what the fuck a bergamot is but this shit tastes like men's deodorant and it fucks!

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

[blowoutthecandleasshole]

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

[cottaegecore]

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

[catchymemes]

[natalieironside]

Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

[natalieironside]

literally illegal and a crime against me personally (which is the worst kind of crime) for a man to be that perfect

[bixbythemartian]

no sorry

it was Evelyn Carnahan (later, O’Connell) from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

Ardeth Bay provided some very helpful contributions, however, it must be said.

[sablefroggy]

May I offer Brendan Fraser from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)?

I had a crush on allllll 3 of them ngl. I watched at a later date than most being smol at the time of release but it stands

[natalieironside]

[dovesndecay]

On their way to bi your sexuality

[dragonsareawesome123]

"Okay, hold on a second. If y'all didn't know about Zava, which may or may not happen, and y'all didn't know about Trent Crimm, which is happening, then what were you so worked up about?"

Ted Lasso (2020-), 3x02 - “(I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea”

[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[baddingtonbitch]

[helloitsbees]

god forbid women have hobbies

[richmondtillidie]

When Freddie Mercury briefly owned the team in 1980, he tried to make "Fat Bottomed Girls" the team anthem.

Ted Lasso | 3.11 Mom City

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[quiteaquoteboard]

(source)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.