My heart is a shield

Call me Livy | 18 | DOB: January 14 1995 | Single Livy Cohen-Chang. Seventeen years young and currently attending Sky High. I see dead people. Watermelon is better than you and James Newton Hudson loves it. He's also got a problem with lying, so don't believe a word he says.[[2x2 Pezberry and Frankenasian RP]]

[livyitup]

Text || James

James: I'll just name my kid that.

Livy: Poor kid.

[livyitup]

#look at the cute

[xxjameshudsonxx]

No, I literally had to grow out of my fear of heights.

[livyitup]

I hope you said thanks to your genetics.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Well that changes everything. What are your sources on this?

[livyitup]

That's classified information.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

I’m sure Jeepers Keepers would love to take your face because it’s that nice. Are you stating that as a fact or is that a compliment?

[livyitup]

Now I have to cover my face everytime I leave the house. Definitely a fact.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Which half are we talking about? Keyword being probably. So, he probably hates being called Newton.

[livyitup]

The first half. But there's always the chance he doesn't.

[livyitup]

Text || James

James: Which makes it ironic.

Livy: Only if your first name was River.

[livyitup]

#look at the cute

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Yeah, it was adorable when no one helped me down.

[livyitup]

Were you scarred for life?

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Go grab a mirror and that’s all the proof I need. The Jonas Brothers.

[livyitup]

I need more. They can suck eggs.

[livyitup]

#look at the cute

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Deal.

[livyitup]

Gah, look at the cute.

[livyitup]

[In James' car]

[xxjameshudsonxx]

True, you’re like the most blunt person I’ve ever met. I dunno. My own opinion is biased.

[livyitup]

It's a gift. Most of the time they are.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Lies and slander. You may or may not have a point. I hope you’re a good teacher because I don’t wanna die a watery, dance-y death.

[livyitup]

Prove it. I know I have a point. On the bright side, if you die you get to spend the rest of your life with me. Who wouldn't want that?

[livyitup]

#look at the cute

[xxjameshudsonxx]

…They sound the same.

[livyitup]

We can pretend it didn't happen if you show me some baby photos.

[livyitup]

Text || James

James: Of course it did. My last name is flawless.

Livy: It's also a river.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

Fine, but I wanna be Olivia Cohen-Chang. I hear she’s pretty awesome and loves the Jonas Brothers.

[livyitup]

Only half of that's right. I heard James Hudson loves being called Newton, and that he'd probably be easily drowned.

[xxjameshudsonxx]

No, I like Livy Hudson better.

[livyitup]

Shorten Olivia to Livy. From now on I am James.

[livyitup]

Text || James

James: Which is why yes or no would have been fine.

Livy: Your question needed an explanation, mine didn't.

[livyitup]

[In James' car]

[xxjameshudsonxx]

You think so? I’m gonna be really offended if it doesn’t cling to me. Make sure to get my good side.

[livyitup]

I wouldn't say it if I didn't think so. Which side would that be? Both your sides look the same to me.