[lizalooming]

Hii im liza

27 - Bi - she/her

🔞 THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG 🔞

Not always nsfw posting but this is the account i made to sequester it.

Mostly size kink blog but i reserve the right to post general horny shit here. Switch both for size stuff and other reasons. May post about size difference, objectification, intox, vore, &/or dubcon.

sideblog is @liza2ming which is mostly sfw (i will probably change the names soon lol I haven't been that active lately)

[ploobytumbls]

I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

[chaostheorietblr]

I have one like that:

In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)

On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)

I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:

"Blow up real plane"

The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.

[three--rings]

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[elliespectacular]

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

[jame7t]

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

[regal-bones]

I’m 6’4” so yea it’s a pretty big sword

[lizalooming]

man I might actually be a lesbian. whatever.

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

pride month is almost over quick someone kiss me before the clock strikes twelve and we all turn straight again

[tpwrtrmnky]

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Luigi probably fucks though.

[tpwrtrmnky]

#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now

So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

[antigyro]

Ok but why is Luigi different

[tpwrtrmnky]

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

[jarmes]

Similarly, I don’t know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesn’t not understand anything besides baking and being a princess

Daisy fucks nasty

[tpwrtrmnky]

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

[desi-tumblllr-dot-com-deactivat]

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

[cardassian-artistry]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I train legs so I can bounce on it with ease and poise

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[lizalooming]

boob hurt

[ittymoss]

if I could sleep in someone’s pocket or bra etc for a while I bet it would be such good sleep it could cure the eternal sleepy bitch disorder

[tomhoppusdelonge]

Your horny posting is realllyyyyy distracting from practicing please don't stop

would it be easier if I came and sat in the room and looked at you with the same kinda look an owl gives a barn mouse?

[teeny-tiny-witchy]

I've never really done weed all that much but now I can't help but imagine dropping you into a bong to swim about in the water as people use it :3 surely there can be no downsides to that setup, riiight?

💜

... I'm gonna be honest I actually don't know if that would work!! I take edibles I've never used a bong 😅 I don't know enough about how they work to give a hot reply... But thank you for thinking of me anyways 💜

[urlocaltwinkrey]

me n who

[microposting]

back on purchasing your micro best friend from their shitty owner and they look up at you wide-eyed waiting for commands