yumeship side blog 👎

watch me selfship with the worst guys possible also i make stimboards sometimes part of a sys

[lizard-brainiac]

Welcome to our blog!

this is a selfship side blog to @lizard-braind. we post things about our f/os, imagines, and occasionally stimboards!

we act mostly as one, but we are a system with clear alters. if necessary, posts will be tagged with our names.

send an ask if you’d like ! :)

F/os :

Jeff Albertson from The Simpsons (non-sharing outside of system) (romantic)

Jason Todd from Batman (sharing) (romantic)

Shane from Stardew Valley (selective) (romantic)

Elim Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (selective) (romantic)

Smile Dog (sharing) (platonic/pet)

Kasane Teto (sharing) (romantic)

Illumi Zoldyck (???) (romantic)

Self inserts:

Lennon Voss (the Simpsons)

Object Partners:

Angel (he/it) - Showerhead (my boyfriend)

Erwin (he/him) - Calculator (model: f(x)-300MS) (my qpp)

Truman (he/they) - Calculator (model: TI-84 Plus CE) (Erwin’s weird brother?)

Tags :

#imagine 🌸 : f/o imagines #observe 🌺 : art #watch 🌷 : stimboards #pointnlaugh 💐 : gushing about f/os #notice 🍬 : asks #my everyman🦸‍♂️ : jeff albertson #drinking honey 🐓 : shane #red is your color 🔫 : jason todd #my idol 🥖 : teto #assassin of my heart 🦎 : elim garak

[lizard-brainiac]

mephiles stimboard with forest and stone themes

a gift for @babylon-butterfly

note : havent done a stimboard in a hot minute!

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[knightoflove]

Self shippers with moral OCD: your f/os love you and they would never judge you for your intrusive thoughts!

They will support you in anyway they can—even if sometimes that’s just listening and doing their best not to reassure you.

They know you so well that they can tell when you’re ruminating and will try and help you out of it.

And trust that if they catch you compulsively looking things up they will help you put it down and redirect your attention.

Dividers by @/strangergraphics

[lizard-brainiac]

i went on a walk with jason :)

[project-riah]

ғ/ᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴛɪʟʟ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴏɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ғᴀʟʟ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ, ǫᴜɪᴇᴛʟʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ.

[foxiansbeloved]

YOUR F/O BOUGHT TOMODACHI LIFE LIVING THE DREAM ON LAUNCH DAY (4/16) AND IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO GET THE MII VERSIONS OF YOU AND THEM TO DATE BTW !!!!!!!!

proship dni

[lizard-brainiac]

not bothering with borders

tell me your favorite thing about your f/o NOWWWWWWW

for me, i think jeff is a person with a lot of passion for so many different things. he feels both love and sorrow so strongly for his daily life.

[have-an-fo-who]

do you think homosexuality and a cigarette would’ve saved your f/o?

Do you have an F/O who you think would have been saved by homosexuality and a cigarette?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onMay 6

[lizard-brainiac]

bitches will be like “drawing my beautiful wife!” and its a showerhead

[tuzinator]

"I need a stamp album, and so does my son" "But I wanted a new "Radioactive Man"...

Little Jeff and his dad based on an old sketch in a notebook with brown paper

[lizard-brainiac]

i feel so bad when i need to wash my dog with angel!!

i mean,,, angel doesnt hate it, but its hard work. i always make sure to clean him off too, and give him a little kiss :3

[corkenbeans]

You spot your F/O in the crowd, they haven't noticed you yet. They're straight-faced and serious. Then you both lock eyes and they instantly light up. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[lizard-brainiac]

sorry i have NOT been posting

i made the android’s dungeon in tomodachi life for less and jeff to live in :3

my main mii is also in a relationship with shane from sdv. and also less and jeff are married. ok bye

[lizard-brainiac]

Hello! I'm not a yumeshipper, but I love Jeff very much too. I'm interested to ask: why did you like him?

thanks for the ask!! im glad you love jeff too :)

i dont have a definite reason why i started to like him. he was my favorite character long before i selfshipped with him. i liked his personality— sour and yet still passionate about things, even if they piss him off every day. i also, shallow as it sounds, simply find him physically attractive

:))

[lizard-brainiac]

old ahh doodles of less and jeff

they got married in tomo life

[booshek]

Picturing F/O yumeshipping with YOU instead is the cure to all yume struggles btw.

♢ F/O browsing through merch of S/I, only to then look at their sad, empty wallet. Promising themselves that one day, they will be able to buy it all. One day...

♢ F/O who takes a little plushie of S/I everywhere with them. If they can't afford an official one, they make it themselves! Plus tiny little clothes for the plushie, maybe even ones that match their own outfits <3

♢ F/O who can't fall asleep without imagining that S/I is laying besides them. Cuddling their pillow, imagining it's S/I

♢ F/O who saves up for MONTHS to pull for S/I's card. Is in the worst mood for days if they don't get it

♢ F/O whose family or friends know all about S/I and whatever media they're from, just from how much they talk about it. Or maybe they're too embarrassed to say anything, but their love for S/I is just so strong, everyone still notices — the way they constantly doodle this one specific character, the way their eyes light up every time S/I is mentioned...

♢ F/O who gets extremely defensive when someone mischaracterizes S/I, but also equally as mad if anyone ever claims to understand S/I's character the best. No one knows S/I better than them.

[ambipom]