Imagine

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f/o spends all their time on amino and really wants you to join them on it

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Selling f/o on the google play store for 2.99

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Releasing f/o to the ocean after so long

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f/o battling with you on tiktok live

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f/o giving you the broke boyfriend hug while you check out at the cash register

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f/o snoring loudly so you literally kick them out of bed and they break their spine and die

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f/o gets themselves too far into a lie and is horribly trying to keep it up and you know but they just keep it going

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offering f/o a massage after a hard day at work but you dont know how to do it at all so you just twist their neck and they die

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f/o is one of those pick-up artists who does street interviews and they cone up to you and try to flirt with you with their Meta Glasses on

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imagine being in bed with your f/o and they stay up late at night watching loud as fuck tiktoks on their phone

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My f/o is scaryselfship

Get away from me

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imagine your f/o trying to pout and whine really cutely to get you to baby them but they just look stupid doing it so you just laugh

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f/o keeps repeating an unfunny joke because they think you didn’t hear them the first time

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Please keep posting this account is amazing

i'll think about it

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f/o comes into the food place you work at and orders like 5 things and sits down and eats it All and makes a huge mess at their table and just leaves and now you have to clean everything up and they dont even care

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Getting f/o pregnant and when they find out they get super excited to start a family with you and then you leave them to go get the milk and never come back

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putting f/o in a steel box and welding it closed no food no water no windows no air holes

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