im mad these are all bangers
Why do they talk like that I hate it
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Noah Kahan
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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im mad these are all bangers
Why do they talk like that I hate it
This is the greatest summary I have ever read.
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016
And people wonder why i love them
I am going to miss them… So much…
what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail
Treeson
i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
We need more women like this
My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one
The Last Words Of 25 Famous Dead Writers
When you’ve dedicated your life to words, it’s important to go out eloquently.
Ernest Hemingway: “Goodnight my kitten.” Spoken to his wife before he killed himself.
Jane Austen: “I want nothing but death.” In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything.
J.M Barrie: “I can’t sleep.”
L. Frank Baum: “Now I can cross the shifting sands.”
Edgar Allan Poe: “Lord help my poor soul.”
Thomas Hobbes: “I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark,”
Alfred Jarry: “I am dying…please, bring me a toothpick.”
Hunter S. Thompson: “Relax — this won’t hurt.”
Henrik Ibsen: “On the contrary!”
Anton Chekhov: “I haven’t had champagne for a long time.”
Mark Twain: “Good bye. If we meet—” Spoken to his daughter Clara.
Louisa May Alcott: “Is it not meningitis?” Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison.
Jean Cocteau: “Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.”
Washington Irving: “I have to set my pillows one more night, when will this end already?”
Leo Tolstoy: “But the peasants…how do the peasants die?”
Hans Christian Andersen: “Don’t ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.”
Charles Dickens: “On the ground!” He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground.
H.G. Wells: “Go away! I’m all right.” He didn’t know he was dying.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: “More light.”
W.C. Fields: “Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!” “Carlotta” was Carlotta Monti, actress and his mistress.
Voltaire: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” When asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
Dylan Thomas: “I’ve had 18 straight whiskies…I think that’s the record.”
George Bernard Shaw: “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”
Henry David Thoreau: “Moose…Indian.”
James Joyce: “Does nobody understand?”
26. Oscar Wilde: “Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.” 27. Bob Hope: “Surprise me.” He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried.
reblogging because of Voltaire though
“Please, bring me a toothpick”
I’m quite disappointed that my absolute favourite has been missed off here: 28. Roald Dahl’s last words are commonly believed to be “you know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much!” which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered “ow, fuck”
I’ve heard the Oscar Wilde one debunked, but if you haven’t read the story of Chekhov’s death well. I just love him.
Mondays 💕📖☕️
Rainy days 💕📖
Happy #socksunday ! I started reading What I Thought Was True yesterday and was pleasantly surprised! I expected a fluffy contemporary read but this ictually deals with a lot of issues I can relate to 👍🏼
This book. This entire series had me taking out cozy sweaters and socks, craving warm tea and muffins... but then I was also up at 2am, screaming internally because what the actual fvck people can't do that can they?? All in all, 4.5/5 ✨ for the series as a whole (and that's a really high rating for me). Would recommend anytime 💕
Guys, this series is absolutely killing me. I finished the first two books in two days each and I'm already a hundred pages into the last one. Not mentally prepared for this to be over 😭💔
Haven't posted a shelfie in a while 💙 i'm running out of book space so quickly guys 😭
this was a knee sock kind of day 💙 The Burn for Burn series by Jenny Han is seriously amazing guys. I started the first one two days ago and am already halfway through the second one. It's so addictive! The characters are so well built and complex, it's fascinating to read. Hopefully finishing this series before the weekend!