Shotgun on main

DDan / IT

[yenthecat]

My roundness in all its glory

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[chaiencefiction]

[straycatj]

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here ...

[finder-plus]

[swagophile]

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[ubercharge]

MAID SPLAT for patron oc request

[bedupolker]

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

[bedupolker]

It's about to happen*

*in the northeastern United States and parts of Canada

[soulspark]

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[tlgtw]

Isaac's First Good Day

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[mikufanclub]

[pocketss]

he’s sensitive