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i don’t post on here because i got 3 jobs

also they/them hunter… thank you they/them hunter. i love you they them hunter. never change. i love you

i feel like more alien every day i understand nothing and no one

i just saw that video of that guy who thought jar jar binx did columbine and it reminded me that when i was little i thought they didn’t have technology in england and it was like the victorian era forever there. not anywhere else tho

#i don’t know why i thought this #if i had to guess it was bc we had to learn a lot of british history in america class and then it just kinda ended after colonialism #so in my mind england just stopped where america started?#but it’s kinda funny in hindsight cuz i never doubted that other places that are racially profiled as 3rd world were like that #only england #i also kept getting states bs countries mixed up #i remember being like is europe in connecticut #and my grandma was like what? no #england

shin the type of guy 2 have a fuckass shoe display

#dorohedoro #fanart #fujita #ebisu #nikaido #dokuga #drhdr

fuuuuuck i forgot u guys cant read

mortydecai and rickby reblog if u agree

#rick and morty #regular show

sasuke is moon naruto is sun but sakura is the earth she literally gives life, she saves, with no earth there would be no one to observe the push and pull of the sun and the moon, she is the line separating the yin and yan, ,

the sun pulls the earth close out of love and the earth keeps the moon from spinning away and she loves both their lights shining in different ways because she is awesome

#sakura haruno #drunk sakura posting #i love u sakura #i’m sorry they nerfed you sakura #my wonderful princess #hardest worker in team seven #leader lover her only flaw is her heart is too big and her swag is too different #naruto

every year i tell people my family doesn’t do turkey on thanksgiving and they’re like whaaaat but that’s the whole point! and then i ask them if they really like turkey and the answer is always no

#like everyone would be happier if u just let go of the turkey and made something else #get some chicken wings #it’s one out of maybe 15 family cooks who can make a turkey correctly #we just don’t do meat but like what’s wrong with having a nice ham instead #or some chicken parm or something #turkey is no one’s favorite thing to eat #thanksgiving #cooking

if u say u like huntress wizard and then i say “i can’t wait for her to grow and stop repressing her feelings” or “i hope she opens up and has a normal romantic relationship” u don’t actually like her

#unfortunately i think that’s where the series is going with het and it makes me quite sad #adventure time and f&c are d1 leaders in almost teaching you a good lesson and then at the last second making the point completely stupid #huntress wizard does not need to change. being introverted is not a flaw #being independent is not a flaw #not wanting a traditional monogamous relationship is not a flaw #but i’m sure f&c will teach us in the end that it is #just like how at taught us that abuse is ok if it’s lesbians #:)

i love thing lol he’s silly

#spoilers #f&c spoilers #fionna and cake #f&c s2 #ice thing #simon petrikov

is it possible to be weird still

there are real examples of dark woke but none of u will like them

this mall is terrifying and the santa sucks

#he’s become part of my routine #in which rick kills the mall santa so you’ll have to sit on his lap #tbh i don’t really care about the space genius part at all #i just like that he’s a violent pervert #rick sanchez #rick and morty #come sit on grandpas lap #WHO SAID THAT

i forgot there’s not a single bad character in dorohedoro holy shit

#choose a blorbo impossible challenge. u can’t they’re all my babies #evil evil babies #women are so talented

a nice boy with a stutter who fixes his neighbors washing machines

#and maybe turns them into portal generators without them knowing #rick sanchez #rick and morty #id like to imagine he’s been going gray since he was like 16

tbqh i am actually shocked more people weren’t into the rick sanchez/jimmy urine fanart. not because it’s really good just because that seems like something you people would be into.

#i was rly surprised i could only find 1 or 2 other art pieces of them 2 #there’s so many r&m fics named after msi songs as well #like. i know you’re out there.#rick sanchez is literally jimmy urine if he lived in his universe of choice #jimmy urine

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