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I'm Squids, 'Laine, or whatever else you want I guess. Other stats: 20, drug-addled, superultramega-cool. Under no cicrumstances should you follow me

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Frodo/Amalthea

I still haven't quite decided on the name yet but dang she's starting to become very dear to me. I love her personality. She don't put up with no shit but if you're nice to her she remains calm. If I try to grab her she squeaks and protests but if I let her make the first move or gently scoot her into my hand she's fine. She even takes her liquid vitamins much better than my other children, and let's me hold her still while I give it to her.

Also I mean jeez look at this precious baby.

LOOK.

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WHY DOES MY FUNK SMELL LIKE REPTILE CAGE PLEASE EXPLAIN?

am I...transcending?

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Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.

Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.

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Holy shit Sam just JUMPED from my hand to my chest I mean I wasn't holding her that far away but I've never seen a leo jump before that was so cool

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Well the top one is a knob-tail but the rest are very nice looking fat-tails.

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*rolls blunts out of homework assignments i never did*

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A Third Of Texas Women Just Lost The Right To Vote

The GOP has a plan to stop Wendy Davis: blatant voter suppression. Women don’t like having their bodies policed, and are supporting Davis like no Democrat has been backed before. But Republicans aren’t fighting back on the issues — they’ve pushed through a Voter ID law that blocks the votes of countless Texas women.  Starting this November, Texans must show a photo ID with their up-to-date legal name instead of IDs like a birth certificate. That’s not a problem for single or married men — but it leaves a third of Texas women scrambling in a state with just 81 DMVs in its 254 counties.  The only way the GOP can keep Texas is by rigging the game. Women have the power to turn this state blue for the first time in two decades, but we need to help secure their rights first. Please, join us in calling on the Texas legislature to get rid of this unconstitutional Voter ID lawand stop trying to strip women of their votes.

DANGER! DANGER FOR TEXAS WOMEN! 

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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please sign this!! I live in Texas and am planning to vote, and it’s fucked up to put up barriers like this

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me: I'm hungry

Nic: Me too

me: Yep.

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Snakes Wearing Hats [via] Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats