Liz's Great Escape

40+.Pan.Poly.

[totsuma]

[kvothev3-deactivated20240328]

Absolutely 💋

[that-one-vangogh-painting]

If I were poly I would put all our hands together every morning and go “one two three go team!” and then we’d all go to work for the day

[lizgreatescape]

[lizgreatescape]

I'm so tired that I can't even get up the energy to give a fuck.

[lizgreatescape]

I hate these wanna be empaths asking me what's wrong. Well, I was enjoying a peaceful resting bitch face until some weirdo started talking to me...

[lizgreatescape]

Apparently "fresh fucked look" is not a tag, but I think it should be.

[lizgreatescape]

People always talk about being afraid to go out without their cell phones. I got in the car without mine today and thought, "I could go anywhere and nobody would know where I am." It was freeing until I remembered I had nothing but credit cards on me for funds.

[lizgreatescape]

I quit smoking.

I quit drinking.

I quit sex.

Bury me.

[lizgreatescape]

There's a party, in my house, full of people I like, but my anxiety is making me hide upstairs.

[lizgreatescape]

Finding a new therapist is more work than dating.

[lizgreatescape]

I have long joked that woman are fucking crazy, in the dating them sense. Today, let's talk about how women make each other crazy in the friendship realm. If I can say for months that we should do activity #12 and you never even act interested, then you suddenly decide we should do X THAT DAY, and I find out that X=12 THAT MEANS IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT DOING ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY DESIRES.

Rant over.

[jessicalprice]

remembering that time I explained on Twitter that Jews are 0.2% of the world’s population and control like 1.2% of its wealth

while Christians are 30-something percent of the world’s population and control 55% of its wealth

so, like, there IS a minority of the world’s population controlling the majority of its wealth

Christians.

and of course a bunch of utter walnuts were like “SEE??? this proves that Jews ARE disproportionately wealthy!!!”

which, like, sure

sure

we have $1.20 to Christians’ $55

but sure, individually we average out to having a bit more pocket change than the world’s average

a couple of things, though:

-those are AVERAGES—it doesn’t mean that every Jew you meet is wealthy, especially because…

-we are such a small population that the existence of *one Jewish billionaire* would skew the average, learn what an average is ffs, if there are 10 of us and 1 is a billionaire and the rest of us have $0 dollars, on average we each have $100,000,000 but in reality 9 of us still have $0 dollars

-y’all killed off a LOT of our poor people less than a century ago which also tends to skew the average

The minority group (in the sense of being less than half the population; they’re still the largest religion) controlling the majority of the world’s wealth is Christians. Sorry about your favorite conspiracy theory.

[spacelazarwolf]

y’all killed off a LOT of our poor people less than a century ago which also tends to skew the average

i want to print that out and staple it to ppl's foreheads. a lot of the jews who fled extreme violence, genocide, and ethnic cleansing were only able to do so because they had the funds. those who couldn't afford to leave were killed. and those who were barely able to scrape by enough to escape usually were forced into assimilation wherever they immigrated because poverty doesn't give you much of a choice.

[eurodeal]

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

[lizgreatescape]

I have less than no idea why anyone is following me. I'm just a girl trying to live out her fantasies and failing miserably.

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH♥ #RWRBMovie

[lizgreatescape]

This was so cute! I seriously suggest!

[lizgreatescape]

Anyone else ever feel like their body goes into shut down when they're really mad, frustrated, whatever? Sometimes it's just the sudden, desperate need for a nap. Other times it's knocked on my ass sick for three days. No logic involved at all.