lemon.

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[lizlemon]

Happy Birthday to meeeeeee.

It’s true. 4919 posts later (holy fuck, how is that possible?), it’s been eight years (also impossible since I am still 25) since Meredith and I randomly started these tumblrs and a lot of shit has unfolded. And while I haven’t been around AT ALL lately, it’s still near and dear to my cold black heart.

Also: hi. Still here. Living in Texas! Owning a house! Parenting the world’s most adorable dog! Life is good!

[lizlemon]

Annnnnd first selfie with the new baby!

[lizlemon]

Moving is the literal worst.

me: how much to move us?

them: $500!

me: cool, that includes xyz?

them: no, now it's $5000

me: ugh, ok, can you send me a quote?

them:

me: uhhh

[lizlemon]

I'll miss this view... 😥 #nofilter

[lizlemon]

Well played, wedding guests. Well played.

[lizlemon]

You went to a Raiders game... with a case of Zima... in your white Jetta?

A to Z is rull rull good y'all.

[lizlemon]

Any Texas Real Estate Attorneys in the house?

Asking for a friend.

[lizlemon]

Time to get those "Hillary for president" posters out of storage. #amen

[lizlemon]

Oh come the fuck on. You refer to yourself as "Jonas" and you've never been asked, "Nick or Joe?" Whatever. #itsprobablykevin

[lizlemon]

A house divided. #cowboysnation (at AT&T Stadium)

[lizlemon]

True story: I went to the gym tonight simply to show off my new awesome shirt. Like a boss.

[lizlemon]

Whiskey Jell-O shots with @jtuls on a Sunday night? Why nottttt? #delish

[lizlemon]

True Life: when Deb from @smittenkitchen says to make something, I do. #yummmmmm

[lizlemon]

The Smitten Kitchen summer squash gratin is no joke y’all. Drooooool.

[weneedalittlechristmas]

Enough with the ice bucket challenge.

Enough.

[lizlemon]

Donate money instead people.

[mattsgifs]

[alonesomes]

I think you know you’ve found someone special when you meet them for the first time, and it feels like you’re just picking up where you left off. You kind of look at them and think ‘Where the hell did you come from? Where the hell have you been?’

Caitlyn Siehl (via takeoffandland)