LOLMeg

I used to be fun, then I became a lawyer. I like beer, big dogs, the New York Mets, the New York Giants, adventures, and my own vanity. I live in Astoria with my boyfriend who won't let me get a puppy. I dislike the smell of New York in the summertime, bananas, pinkhats, the group of morally corrupt trashbags known as the Philadelphia Eagles and everyone else's vanity. Email Me!

[mee-ag-han]

at Critzer Family Farm

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[kelsium]

Yo I just want you guys to know that although I am not always in a position to do a ton financially, if you are in a place where getting an abortion locally isn’t feasible and I am in a place where getting one is easy and you need one I will do everything in my power to help you get to me and give you a place to stay and a ride and whatever you need.

Also you can request information on starting an abortion fund in your area from the National Network of Abortion Funds here.

[majorlykira-deactivated20170307]

same.

[pelicanhypeman]

Me too.

[brostateexam]

Cosigned

[deadthany]

Yes - for anyone in/around Philadelphia, I have a lot of resources available for you.

[unforgettabledetritus]

Always. 

[mee-ag-han]

Always.

[party-wok]

extremely relevant to my interests.

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

[mee-ag-han]

DIVORCE

[mee-ag-han]

Oldentimes mirror whilst I attempt to channel @jaclynday (at The Palace at Somerset Park)

[beachdeath]

[roundtop]

I see a lot of older women #onhere say things like “ohhh god I’m so old” or “what am I doing on this website still” but listen to me: you are like the older sisters I never had. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being a living, breathing, blogging reminder that we can keep surviving and growing and we get to still be silly and thoughtful and alive. Sometimes it’s hard to imagine having a future, so thank you for reminding me. I love getting to see women living at 27 and 33 and 45. Even if you just post selfies! Even if you’re sad a lot! Thank you! Older women have taught me everything worth knowing. Thank you for being around.

[sashayed]

[mee-ag-han]

"Living at 27"

Bye

[fatmanatee]

this man hit a home run, you can do anything

[mee-ag-han]

KEVIN. AS PAPA TERRY'S MANTRA GOES, don't let the body fool ya.

[fatmanatee]

I’d like to note a few incredible things about Bartolo Colon’s first home run, aside from Bartolo Colon hitting a home run...

1. It’s the 7 Line’s big road trip game, so there are 1400 Mets fans in right field, along with a lot of randos at the ballpark 

2. It happened in Petco, which is one of the hardest parks to hit a home run in

3. HE IS 42 YEARS OLD 

4. The entire team disappeared from the dugout, and that might just be what they do when a player hits their first major league home run, which is exactly what Bartolo Colon just did, at 42 years old

5. It’s not the oldest HR by a pitcher. That was done by some 46 year old, probably in 1920 and his name is probably Hoss

[usernameosmium]

I miss going to the Mets games with Matty, especially since I could ride my bike down 34th Ave and lock to any signpost at the stadium since it would literally be the only bike there. But: hey: get this: I’m a little disappointed to find out Bartolo Colon and I are the same age.

[fatmanatee]

you can still hit a home run

[mee-ag-han]

IT WAS HIS FIRST HIT OF THE YEAR

[poetic]

[harpxlulu]

*me in a mirror*: 9/10 *me in a selfie*: 6.3/10 *me in a pic someone else takes*: -2/10 *me*: ??????????

[nickkroll]

#Repost @therecordpodcast —— You’ve been prahnked. #toomuchtuna #ohhello #krollshow

[steviemcfly]

Happy “white people saying ‘Cinco de Drinko’ even though, if you had to be disrespectful to another culture’s traditions–which you don’t–’Drinko de Mayo’ would be better because ‘Drinko’ and ‘Mayo’ don’t rhyme, you palefaced peasants” Day, everyone.

[mee-ag-han]

Get off my dick @staff @joshistheworst

[selinameyer]

[betterbooktitles]

School, books, and everything else in my dumb brain on Twitter.