Douchebag alert

Liz. Rhode Island. Obnoxious.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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twig too big

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Mariah Carey cooks while wearing a diamond butterfly ring over surgical gloves.

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reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

dark circles around eyes

small & chubby

lives in the trash and eats garbage

cute but will fight you

stays up all night

washes hands a lot

communicates solely through weird noises and screams

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A potentially significant ruling in California declares medically accurate sex ed to be a "public right."

BOOM

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feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

[earthdad]

date someone who would eat your butt like how Guy Fieri drinks

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Pug malfunction? #dog #pug #pugs #pets #loop #funny #weird

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Denny’s wins

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This is the largest dust mite I’ve ever seen.

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tinybap

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this rly speaks to me

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Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

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THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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