[lokilokibangbang]

[tonkswyrda]

hHBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

[lliese-blog]

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

It got better.

[captemmaweasley]

[creaturedean-deactivated2014031]

HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS 

so i was wearing my castiel trench coat today and while at wallmart this little girl comes up to me and says ‘Hey, where have you been!’ I’m totally confused because I’ve never seen this girl before, so I kinda give her an odd look and she continues to say ‘Dean and Sam have been worried sick about you Cassy! You need to angel poof your butt back over to them!’ Okay, at this point I couldn’t believe my ears. I mean, wow. So, in character, I lent down and said ‘In time I’ll return to them, don’t you worry. But I have pressing matters to deal with. I hope you know it pains me to be away from them for so long.’ And she just nods and gets the biggest grin on her face and says ‘I know. But you gotta promise you’ll go back soon, ok?’ 

I PROMISED THE CHILD I’D SEE DEAN AND SAM AGAIN AND SHE HUGGED ME THEN RAN OFF DOWN AN AISLE THE LORD HAS BLESSED THE VERY GROUND I WALK ON TODAY

[honeypurin]

I DON’T EVEN WATCH THAT BUT HOLY CRAP IS THIS CUTE

[hdhjwkekndhchywbhwjdkhsgh]

who the fuck lets their little kid watch supernatural

[vicforprez]

[deathh420smrtcum]

☯

[lizziee-lizard-blog]

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever

Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

[easycomfort]

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

[explosion2]

A++ recovery

[easycomfort]

don’t encourage him

[leisures-deactivated20120108-de]

i don’t consider myself hip

i’m like

shoulder

i said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”

[babysylph-deactivated20150120]

[heartinqly]

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

[poisonarchives]

[redreamt]

bless the efron parents for making such good looking kids

[edwardnortons]

[andheavenwaits]

#70 years later and still accurate as fuck

[singleblckfemaleaddictedtoretail]

shade

[itswaypastcarriesbedtime]

[danfanfics]

if this doesn’t apply to you, you’re not living the right way

[gierlsquad]

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

[helenasundae]

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

[johannamanuela]

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

[skiesfullofstars]

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

[qkarissa]

She’s still so beautiful.

[meladoodle]

baby’s first selfie

[hi]

[flygoing]

knock knock

[subliminalmusings-deactivated20]

who’s there

[flygoing]

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry

[subliminalmusings-deactivated20]

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry who

[buzzfeed]

[herlittlemonster]

On Tumblr, there are no coincidences. 

[magikarpers-deactivated20130604]

Comic sans isn’t even intimidating in caps it just sounds like a kitten trying to roar like a lion

[madgonite-deactivated20170307]

My god you’re right.

[myvanityisavirtue]