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A boy can dream, can't he?

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

royalhandmaidens

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

royalhandmaidens

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

transfempissbottle

llallallama

I did a thing

EDIT: HOLY FUCK WHY IS IT DEEPFRIED

transfempissbottle

I tried that thing, but my pc doesn't like me simulating hundreds of objects at the same time

llallallama

Mine is chill as long as I don't go into wireframe mode

transfempissbottle

llallallama

I did a thing

EDIT: HOLY FUCK WHY IS IT DEEPFRIED

#transfem #puppygirl #estradiol #transgender #blender3d #blender #3d art #3d animation

feybeasts

“We’re selling your Tumblr posts and art to AI services for scraping, you’re opted in by default, and even if you opt out, the only thing ensuring they won’t take it is a conversation worth less than a pinky-promise”

guys I think the website is dead to me

feybeasts

They had a chance last year, they really did. If they had focused on moderation, trimmed excess features, improved site functionality when people came flooding in from Twitter. They could have made this the de-facto site for artists, writers, all of it.

And yet they haven’t just fumbled it, they haven’t just shot themselves in the foot, they’ve taken the whole damn leg, and it took them less than a week to do it.

This company deserves exactly what they’ve earned- every last ounce of scorn they’ve accrued.

llallallama

Guys please tell me what alternative websites/apps we have I'm starting to get sick of this ai shit

kryxyoyo

2 pixels i did the other night of some OCs ( pakun + joke )

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo

The hunger…..

Art by Daftpatriot on e621 :3

llallallama

Mmmm I love scanodcwikch

When he sends you an Elden Ring healthbar for his cxck halfway through the roleplay

#what the fuck #hornyposting #roleplay #elden ring #furry #queer nsft

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they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary