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nuclearbi

It looks like Scott if telling some story everyone knows is bullshit.

“I swear I got that small”

“Sure you did Scott”

“If you got that small then how are you here”

“Prove it”

“Who is this mortal man who thinks he’s better then me”

“Why am I here, I should be home with Morgan”

“The fuck are these humans about now, idiots”

“I’m too old for this”

llamachupicchu

this is literally a family dinner

robertdamneyjr

My dad never really gave me a lot of support, and I’m just trying to break the cycle of shame.

llamachupicchu

FUCK YOU GUYS. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BE OVER ENDGAME IF YOU KEEP POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS. IM CRYING AGAIN. SHIT.

younggayanddoingokay

Lucifer Morningstar: *too high to realise he's riding a horse*

Lucifer Morningstar: *still rides that horse with the grace of a fucking olympic equestrian/model/greek god.*

llamachupicchu

everyone should watch lucifer. everyone.

aliciavikander

#her face

theavengers

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

llamachupicchu

thanos getting his ass kicked by peter’s mom

starkravinghazelnoots

Tony: I’m very upset and there is nothing you can do to make me feel better.

Rhodey:

Tony: No.

Rhodey:

Tony: Don’t.

Rhodey: *brings Peter into the room*

Tony, softly and fighting a smile: Fuck.

llamachupicchu

i’m crying wtf i really thought i was over endgame guys SEND HELP I CANT STOP CRYING

marvel-lous-things

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

marvel-lous-things

I’m sitting in this tourist vehicle with two other families and there’s an 8 year old trying to pester a stranger into talking about Endgame with him.

Honestly? Valid.

marvel-lous-things

8 year old has succeeded. You go, little man.

marvel-lous-things

I’m fucking crying this kid has no chill

—

Little man: you’ve seen doctor strange?

Man: yeah

Little man: is it good?

Man: yeah. You should watch it.

Little man: no I’ve watched it

Man:

Little man: I just wanted to know what you thought of it

Man:

Little man: I thought it was garbage

marvel-lous-things

Little man: Captain America became an old man

Man: yea

Little man: he became like my grandfather

Man, chuckling: yea

Little man: my grandfather’s dead

Man:

marvel-lous-things

LM: Iron Man dies

M: yeah he dies

LM: kills thanos and then thanos kills him so he dies

M: no Thanos doesn’t kill him but he dies

LM: he’s dead now

M: yeah he’s gone

LM: finished

M: not coming back

LM: the others came back but now he can’t

M: he’s dead for real

Me, did not need 10 consecutive reminders: :)

llamachupicchu

this conversation is cinematic gold

sakura-haruka

#A-Force

llamachupicchu

omg look at peter and his moms. way too cute.

dillpicklestanley

Ok so now that we know God Johnson isn’t God, can we get Morgan Freeman to play him now?

dailylucifernetflix

When you enter a new fandom

llamachupicchu

me entering the lucifer fandom

spiderrrling

My last two brain cells after Endgame while waiting for Far From Home

winterandiron

Steve, who was frozen for years and woke up in a world that loved him: UgH, i’ve been through so much, i deserve to get what i want *yeetz himself back in time*

Tony, who had to endure his father abuse and lack of affection, who was shot, kidnaped and had surgery preform on him, had his only father figure break his trust and almost kill him then almost die bc the thing that keep him alive was slowly and painfully killing him, almost sacrificed himself driving a nuke through a wormhole, suffered PTSD and panic attacks, had his mind manipulated by a bratty witch into using his worst fear to create a murder robot, had his own team and the whole world hate him for it, had his “friends” turn on him when he tried to do something about it after they rubbed on his face all his mistakes and made him belive everything was his fault, discovered his “friend” knew who killed his parents and didn’t tell him then almost killed him and left him alone to die, had to face his worst fear and fight the most powerful being on the universe, saw his son-figure die on his arms, was left floating through the universe with no resources and almost died, had to carry the guilt for 5 years, and finally sacrificed himself to save the world leaving his wife and daughter alone: *Watching from heaven*

thatmarvelagent

WE MUST PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS.

I REPEAT: ANY. AND. ALL. COSTS.

downeysbitch

iromnam

marvel: killing Clint Barton who has a family would have been too much

also marvel: kills Tony Stark aka Everyone’s Ultimate Dad, literally has A Goddamn Family, actually discovers time travel for his honorary son, has a potato son, a daughter that loves him 3000, accidentally adopts blue space half robot, have i mentioned that he has a family like an actu-,

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.