cats and shit.

No titties no problem 📸🖤💀🥀

[llamatacosarerufus]

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[dunkel-mond]

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[pizzaotter]

HAVE YOU LOT SEEN THIS INSURANCE AD I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

[georgieboah]

[tiny-teenslut]

[adhighdefinition]

“you can’t sleep your problems away” i can still try tho

[rillilolita-deactivated20250326]

[byjove]

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.

[swain-the-stain]

- “The Road Not Taken”, (Robert Frost, 1916)

[purpleowlanimation-deactivated2]

The ballad of rick and Morty fans

[thecommonchick]

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

[marisatomay]

me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

[thegenderqueerbatman]

oh my god they were wombmates

[justinscrew]

[10knotes]

hate when this happens

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

ihate reading books by British authours I wanna SCREAM they way they write is so..tedious it’s not just my personal resentment against British but I can’t stand esp the Victorian novels they’ll like describe batting a fucking eyelash as “the soft and fragile eyelashes that touched her tender cheek made me ascertain that her elevated level of grace and delicacy and splendor proved that she was an immaculate vision, creation of God and she was all that was wondrous and splendid in this cruel and heathen world of cretins and dullards” STFU BITCH I can’t read this shite at least Ernest Hemingway would be like “the bitch batted her eyelashes she was a bitch” even that’s better

[curseworm]

if i lived in the wild west i would be kicked by a horse and the sharp edge of the hoof would give me a deep wound and i would die of necrotizing fasciitis at age 17

[curseworm]

if i lived in medieval times i would be kicked by a horse and lose my balance and crush my skull on a large rock and die of brain trauma at age 17

[curseworm]

but i live in the computer age and im immortal babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ithelpstodream]

[komahm]

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

Why am I laughing so hard

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what