📺 CVBC NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT 📺
The schedule you never requested is officially live. Welcome to the Mendax Rex season preview.
Prepare your minds for a new era of absurd humorous horror: unyielding, triple-stamped interdimensional bureaucracy. Proceed strictly at your own psychiatric risk. 📜💀
📰 FEATURING THIS SEASON:
The Official Announcement: Look closely at the ancient ink—the comic of Mendax Rex has been officially unleashed along with the forbidden papyri.
Signal Interruption: A rogue Corgi breaking the Sacred Toaster Firewall.
Primetime Drama: Season 15 ½ of The Auditor of the Void (early seasons strictly forbidden by the administration).
The Grand Finale: From weather reporter to cosmic superstar, Milky and Purouriana live in concert.
Broadcasted by CVBC. Where raw cynicism overrides your reality.